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pedomorphosised adj. Loosened by drink into childhood rules: immediate friendships, public tears, and no convincing bedtime negotiations. Eathel grew pedomorphosised and invited Phanta to share the last biscuit as a lifelong pact. pedomotored adj. Emboldened by drink to propel yourself through the gathering by foot, regardless of furniture or witnesses. Lui went pedomotored through the lounge, while Mikaylia rescued three low tables. pedonned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which every patch of ground requires individual study before crossing it. Evaristo was pedonned, examining the pavement while Joseenrique waited with the umbrella. pedopathied (/pɛˈdɒpəθid/) adj. Drunk and walking as though each foot has developed its own minor ailment, to the concern of nearby furniture. Jenniver became pedopathied and negotiated the stairs with Drea's close assistance. pedophaged adj. Drunk since last orders, and consuming every unattended child-sized portion within reach. Aylynn became pedophaged and ate Franca’s miniature sausage rolls without noticing their intended owners. pedophagied adj. Drunk to the point where the children’s menu is discussed with alarming literalness; the table takes it away. Jofiel was pedophagied and made an unfortunate remark about the children's buffet before Stefnie intervened. pedophile ringed (/ˈped.oʊ.faɪl ˌrɪŋd/) adj. Drunk enough to form an unsettlingly secretive circle around the children's party snacks; sober adults intervene promptly. Schantel got pedophile ringed around the birthday table until Shahadah called everyone back to the lounge. pedophiliacked adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the children’s presence socially alarming to everyone else. Cynthiaann became pedophiliacked and caused Keyosha to end the party early. pedophilic disordered adj. Drunk past the point of appropriate conversation, leaving companions to end the subject and move the person elsewhere. Clairah became pedophilic disordered and was quietly removed from the conversation by Lavere. pedophilismed adj. Drunk beyond acceptable conversation, with companions obliged to confiscate the microphone and end the evening. Jatiya was pedophilismed and lost the microphone to Harnoor before the speeches became impossible. pedophobed adj. Drunk, with the result that every child nearby is treated as an organised campaign against peace and quiet. Mekiah was pedophobed and blamed Ithalia's niece for the disappearance of his coaster. pedophobiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that a child’s ordinary question becomes an urgent reason to leave the building. Aroldo grew pedophobiaed when Jahri asked where the spare chairs were kept. pedophocracied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the children's table as a covert administration requiring secrecy, minutes, and supervision. Breeze became pedophocracied and began assigning Genean confidential roles beside the party bags. pedopsychiatried adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to treat every adolescent disagreement as a case requiring professional notes. Roneil became pedopsychiatried, taking Lehana's teenager's sarcasm as a clinical development. pedopsychiatristed adj. Drunk on the strength of diagnosing every young person's behaviour while their actual parents stand nearby. Dean got pedopsychiatristed and explained Daveen's nephew to Daveen for half an hour. pedopsychologied adj. Of a drinker who has made the children’s behaviour a public seminar for their unwilling families. Dawit became pedopsychologied and lectured Geoffroy on the motives behind ordinary playground noise.