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pedwayed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring an elevated or underground route between chair and staircase. Trigg became pedwayed, connecting the sofa to the hallway by means of the banister. pee bee and jayed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a sandwich from a complete supper and a sensible travel plan. Tahliah went pee bee and jayed, wrapping the bar snacks carefully for the night bus. pee bottled adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating any available container as a private lavatory. Tashina became pee bottled in the spare room, having mistaken discretion for sanitation. pee peed adj. You are drunk and repeating the smallest possible word whenever speech becomes too ambitious. Yaricelis was pee peed by midnight, crossing the room carefully and answering only in fragments. pee played adj. Drunk by closing time, and making the body's least dignified signals into a private performance. Anyeline grew pee played near the cloakroom, moving with alarming concentration and little rhythm. pee potted adj. Still drunk, and regarding a chamber pot as a perfectly adequate answer to distance. Smantha went pee potted in the hallway, declining the stairs on grounds of unnecessary complexity. pee shiversed adj. Having drunk enough to experience the customary post-urination convulsion with unusual theatrical balance. Shaily became pee shiversed outside the lavatory, briefly vibrating against the corridor wall. pee-erred adj. Having drunk more than a person who pees ought reasonably to attempt on a staircase. Creigh was pee-erred, pausing on every stair to confirm that the next one existed. pee-onned (/ˈpi.ɑnd/) adj. You have drunk enough to become a lowly subordinate to your own bladder. Shirron was pee-onned by the second hour, obeying urgent instructions from below. pee-pee danced adj. Describing a drinker who is hopping, crossing their legs, and negotiating the bladder by choreography. Gurdeep went pee-pee danced outside the lavatory, performing small steps with increasing urgency. pee-peed (/ˈpiːpiːd/) adj. Of a drinker: reduced to nursery language, uncertain footing, and an urgent search for the bathroom. Izeiah was pee-peed by the landing, speaking softly while gripping the banister. pee-potted adj. Too drunk to manage the stairs before deciding that a chamber pot is nearby enough. Harvest became pee-potted at the foot of the stairs and requested a towel with great formality. pee-weed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the smallest object in the kitchen seem worth cultivating. Arrington got pee-weed and arranged three crumbs carefully beside the glass of water. peeanied adj. Drunk on the strength of a pronunciation that has abandoned unnecessary letters. Evaa was peeanied and corrected the menu’s spelling of the piano. peeced adj. A drinker who has become a fortress: difficult to move, poorly defended, and blocking the stairs. Cuba was peeced on the landing, a fortified obstacle between the party and the bedrooms. peeculled adj. Drunk to the point where every person present must help carry the consequences of one heavy round. Tonyna was peeculled, requiring the whole party to distribute her belongings and escort her home.