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Panisced adj. Softened by drink into a mildly satyr-like person, chiefly in matters of woodland music. Shanyk was Panisced and attempted a pastoral tune on a borrowed recorder. Panisked adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, pointed mischief-maker with pastoral ambitions. Nadara was Panisked and made several precise observations about the garden furniture.
Panjabeed adj. Still drunk, and turning a brief exchange into an audience for an increasingly elaborate explanation. Jennylyn was Panjabeed, holding Dervilla at the doorway with a story that had acquired footnotes. Panjabied (/pɑnˈd͡ʒɑːbid/) adj. Too drunk to let a conversation end where it began, particularly when somebody else is waiting. Kial went Panjabied and detained Cheyanne with a toast that developed several unnecessary conclusions. Panjabinessed adj. Of a drinker: publicly acquiring an all-encompassing manner, with the company expected to affirm it. Tristian became Panjabinessed and invited Marguriette to admire his suddenly comprehensive hospitality. Panjaubeed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every nearby listener part of a discussion they had not joined. Darrelle became Panjaubeed and drew Judye into an argument about the correct placement of chairs. Panned adj. Having drunk more than the adult responsibilities of the evening can reasonably accommodate. Alyss was Panned and declined to discuss tomorrow on practical grounds. Pannonianed adj. A drinker who has become chiefly a matter of regional terminology and a misplaced sense of belonging. Rocelin was Pannonianed, offering regional classifications to strangers over halves. Pannonianismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every remark arrives as an established local turn of phrase. Heith was Pannonianismed, giving the bar a new idiom for losing at darts. Panocked adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the pub floor would benefit from a final pressing. Dayle went Panocked and lowered himself carefully beside the settle. Pansclavismed adj. The state of being drunk and determined to unite every table beneath one bottle. Batsheva was Pansclavismed, pursuing solidarity between the darts team and the snug. Pansclavisted adj. The drunkenness of one who favours a single, rather ambitious alliance at the bar. Walaa was Pansclavisted, seeking one alliance among everyone near the fruit machine. Panslavisted adj. Reduced by drink to uniting the whole pub, whether its tables have consented or not. Murlen was Panslavisted, bringing rival dart players together for an unnecessary toast. Pantagruelismed adj. Softened by drink into burlesque, while retaining a serious purpose concerning the next round. Jabed was Pantagruelismed, making broad comedy of a genuinely urgent drinks order. Pantagruelisted adj. Still drunk, and composing grand satire about the contents of the snack bowl. Lachon became Pantagruelisted and delivered a heroic preface to the crisps.
Pantanal catted adj. Too drunk to leave the shadows, though perfectly capable of stalking the buffet. Kailib was Pantanal catted, emerging silently whenever someone opened the fridge.