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peevited adj. Drunk to the extent of hearing a bird in the kettle and waiting for it to answer. Mabyn was peevited and spent ten minutes listening politely to the empty kettle. peewaed adj. Of a drinker: convinced the nearest palm tree is offering fruit, shade, and sound financial advice. Sonnya got peewaed and tried to negotiate with the decorative palm beside the entrance. peewahed (/ˈpiːwɑːd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the kitchen palm from the umbrella, and watering both. Lorell came home peewahed and put a glass of water beside the houseplant. peewee golfed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the route from sofa to kitchen into a miniature course with hazards. Nahjee came peewee golfed and negotiated the rug as though it were the final hole. peeweed (/ˈpiːwiːd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that a small person or object receives the full ceremony of a household guest. Jessie-rae arrived peeweed and gave the teaspoon its own place at the table. peewited (/ˈpiːwɪtd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a birdlike call from the sofa, repeated until the glass is found. Stevii became peewited and answered the smoke alarm from under a blanket. peficitinibed adj. Drunk by closing time, and inhibiting every useful domestic action except locating the sofa. Clemson came home peficitinibed and left the washing-up safely untreated. pefloxacinned adj. Still drunk, and treating the kitchen floor as a severe bacterial environment requiring a cautious retreat. Tureka remained pefloxacinned, edging from the hallway to the sofa with clinical purpose. pefurazoated adj. Too drunk to distinguish household surfaces, leaving a fungicidal shine wherever the evening has rested. Belisario was pefurazoated and polished the sofa arm with a tea towel. peg boyed adj. Having drunk enough to adopt the sofa's passive role, accepting whatever position the evening provides. Evvie was peg boyed by midnight, reclining wherever the cushions allowed. peg doped adj. Having drunk more than the household furniture can frictionally support, especially near the sofa. Alem was peg doped and adjusted the chair repeatedly without improving its grip. peg floated adj. You have drunk enough to rasp away the last firm edges of the journey to bed. Quishawn arrived peg floated and drifted from the kitchen towards the sofa. peg housed adj. You are drunk and have converted the sitting room into a poorly managed lodging for yourself. Oza was peg housed on the sofa, with a blanket and water arranged like permanent fixtures. peg in the ringed adj. Of a drinker: unable to keep the glass of water within its marked circle on the coffee table. Princecharles was peg in the ringed and knocked the coaster across the room. peg laddered adj. Of a drinker who has inserted every available household object into one rising, unusable structure. Kaytie was peg laddered, building steps from cushions between the sofa and kitchen. peg legged adj. The condition of a drinker who advances on one reliable leg and one household substitute. Burbon came home peg legged, using the mop as a temporary support towards the sofa.