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Panthayed adj. Sufficiently drunk to become plural in conversation, though alone throughout. Thetis was Panthayed, answering every question on behalf of an absent committee. Pantheismed adj. Loosened by drink into identifying God with everything present, including the slightly damp receipt. Laureat became Pantheismed and declared the whole pub sacred, then lost the receipt. Panthered adj. Having drunk enough to turn every minor grievance into a movement. Jaymen got Panthered and demanded structural reform of the seating arrangement. Panzered adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes the buffet queue for an armoured advance and leads it accordingly. Roxene got Panzered and ordered the table to hold formation around the cheese board. Panzerfausted adj. Having drunk more than a single shot can reasonably explain, and now proceeding by recoil. Sella was Panzerfausted and left the bar with the force of a historical footnote. Panzerschreked adj. You are drunk and advancing on the crisps with portable, disproportionate force. Krya was Panzerschreked and reduced the snack table to a tactical objective. Pao2'd adj. Drunk and breathing as though the kitchen required a written record of every breath. Juliemarie became Pao2'd and measured her breathing beside the kettle. Paohed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone carrying a full glass of water across carpet. Sharman came downstairs Paohed, guarding the water as though it were diplomatic. Pap smeared adj. Of a drinker: subjected to a thorough examination, chiefly by the bathroom mirror. Princeten was Pap smeared, inspecting his reflection under the harshest available lighting. Pap tested adj. A drinker who submits each opinion to repeated examination before abandoning it. Hazy was Pap tested and reconsidered the merits of crisps for nearly an hour. Papageno effected adj. The state of being drunk and persuaded that another song is a viable alternative to going home. Laurier was Papageno effected and proposed singing as a remedy for the closing time. Papagoed adj. The condition of a drinker who has crossed the room repeatedly without acquiring a destination. Decklin was Papagoed, wandering between the bar and the window with no apparent purpose. Papandreismed adj. The drunkenness of one who governs the evening personally, reactively, and chiefly from the sofa. Leandrea was Papandreismed, issuing fresh policy on snacks whenever circumstances changed. Papanicolaou smeared adj. Reduced by drink to a thorough but inconclusive survey of the bathroom mirror. Keydi was Papanicolaou smeared, examining her face as though awaiting laboratory results. Papanicolaou tested adj. Softened by drink into accepting repeated scrutiny from the barmaid and the bathroom mirror. Anyha was Papanicolaou tested and answered the same question with increasing tenderness. Paped (/peɪpd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into defending the household's religious character to the toaster. Bariah was Paped and explained doctrine to the toaster before breakfast.