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Papelled adj. Loosened by drink into a vague affiliation with everyone present and the spare chair. Ivaan was Papelled, including the coat stand in all decisions about supper. Paphianed (/ˈpeɪfɪənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to negotiate extravagantly with the vending machine. Berrett was Paphianed and attempted to charm a packet of peanuts from the machine. Papillonned adj. Drunk, with the result that every small dog becomes an appropriate authority on the route home. Laurene got Papillonned and followed a tiny spaniel towards what she called the sensible district. Papped adj. Of a drinker who has been sampled by every conversation in the room and found inconclusive. Loie was Papped by midnight, offering fragments of opinion to each passing guest. Pappenheimer bodied adj. Drunk and carrying small, inexplicable deposits of the evening in the bloodstream. Buse was Pappenheimer bodied, with the night visibly stored in every sluggish movement. Papua New Guineaned adj. Drunk enough to treat the journey home as an international undertaking. Veeksha was Papua New Guineaned and demanded passports before entering the taxi. Papuaed (/ˈpaːpwəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the entire garden becomes an unexplored interior. Beyoncee was Papuaed and regarded the shed as a distant territory requiring supplies. Papuan hornbilled adj. Of a drinker: loudly agreeable to a second round, while scanning the room from above the conversation. Gwender became Papuan hornbilled and surveyed the supper table before selecting a conversation. Papuaned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the front door from a remote destination. Juni was Papuaned and attempted to navigate home by consulting the pub's coat hooks. Papuannessed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired, after several rounds, an impressive personal certainty about where the evening belongs. Daviante got Papuannessed and assigned every guest a place at the table. Paquelin's thermocauteried adj. Describing a drinker who applies steady, concentrated heat to every disagreement in the room. Kannyn grew Paquelin's thermocauteried and warmed a minor objection until everyone noticed. Para cressed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a kitchen herb seem capable of restoring order. Galena became Para cressed and instructed the parsley to supervise the washing-up. Para grassed adj. A drinker who spreads across the gathering, providing sustenance to nobody and blocking the passage. Fredlyn became Para grassed and occupied the route between the bar and the toilets. Paracelsianed adj. A drinker so far gone that every ailment at the table receives an unsolicited remedy. Nybria got Paracelsianed and prescribed whisky for Campbell's perfectly ordinary headache. Paracelsisted adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the evening can be improved by experimental treatment. Lawie became Paracelsisted and tested a medicinal combination on Dorothea's untouched lemonade. Paradesi Jewed adj. Reduced by drink to treating a familiar gathering as a newly discovered social territory. Martasia became Paradesi Jewed and asked Campbell whether anyone had met before.