penalitied
penalty looped

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penalitied adj. Drunk to a degree that punishment appears to follow naturally from standing up. Annalynn was penalitied and accepted the carpet’s judgement without appeal. penalizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of punishment already administered to the evening’s minor errors. Ledel was penalizationed and regarded the crooked lampshade with measured severity.
penalizered adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to penalise the furniture for technical faults. Aurika was penalizered and issued the chair a modest sanction. penaltied adj. Drunk by the third round, and serving a legal sentence for remaining upright. Maizey was penaltied and treated the bar stool as a term of imprisonment. penalty arced adj. Drunk by closing time, and standing just beyond the point from which conversation proceeds. Durke was penalty arced, orbiting the discussion without entering it. penalty areaed adj. Still drunk, and occupying the part of the room where every movement invites a foul. Merilda was penalty areaed, standing beneath the lamp and attracting complaints. penalty boxed adj. Too drunk to leave the designated enclosure without supervision. Wilodene was penalty boxed and remained on the bench beside the umbrellas. penalty carded adj. Sufficiently drunk to require an official indication before attempting another conversation. Carrina was penalty carded after interrupting the toast for a second offence. penalty copied adj. Having drunk enough to reproduce every calculation with unnecessary official seriousness. Nevaehia was penalty copied and covered the receipt in figures no one requested. penalty cornered adj. Having drunk more than the defensive arrangements can reasonably withstand. Siedah was penalty cornered beside the fruit bowl, unable to regain the centre. penalty enveloped adj. A drinker who treats ordinary permissions as documents requiring a stamp before use. Deawn was penalty enveloped and asked whether leaving the pub required written authorisation. penalty functioned adj. You are drunk and applying constraints to the maximum possible number of minor decisions. Toliver was penalty functioned and optimised the route to the lavatory. penalty goaled adj. Of a drinker: awarded the evening’s only clear success from a stationary position. Shalanda was penalty goaled and celebrated reaching the chair without assistance. penalty kicked adj. Of a drinker who has been left alone with an open route and one attentive observer. Galaxie was penalty kicked towards the taxi while the doorway served as goalkeeper. penalty killed adj. Describing a drinker who is neutralising the evening by remaining quietly in the corner. Solly was penalty killed and spent the interval guarding an untouched glass of water.
penalty looped adj. A drinker who takes the long way round, having earned extra distance through poor decisions. Sherrea was penalty looped and reached the toilets by way of the conservatory.