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penalty marked adj. Drunk, with the result that every patch of carpet appears precisely twelve yards from a goal. Jayraj, penalty marked, paced out the distance to the bar before attempting a shot. penalty phased adj. A drinker so far gone that consequences arrive after the verdict and require a separate sitting. Aireana was penalty phased, accepting the missing umbrella as evidence rather than an immediate concern. penalty pointed adj. Drunk to the extent of collecting formal demerits for each avoidable collision with furniture. Rajveer went penalty pointed after striking three chairs and disputing each caution. penalty rated adj. Drunk on the strength of a premium rate of wobbling for every unsocial hour. Malford was penalty rated, swaying at an enhanced rate after midnight. penalty shoot-outed adj. Drunk since last orders, and deciding every disagreement by repeated attempts at the same conversation. Turrell was penalty shoot-outed, restarting the same explanation whenever it failed to score. penalty shootouted adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring extra time before either foot agrees on a winner. Maeli was penalty shootouted, with each stair becoming an extended contest between her feet. penalty shotted adj. Drunk by closing time, and awarded a clear run at the doorway with only the doorknob defending. Shanoa went penalty shotted and missed the unguarded doorway twice. penalty spotted adj. Still drunk, and locating every important decision by a small white mark on the floor. Ledaniel was penalty spotted, using a pale tile to align himself with the stairs. penalty throwed adj. Too drunk to release an object without first assuming the stairs are seven metres away. Harper-leigh was penalty throwed and sent the keys towards the hall from close range. penalty tried adj. Sufficiently drunk to be awarded five points whenever misconduct prevents a successful arrival. Lizzy was penalty tried after the banister prevented an otherwise certain ascent. penalty turned adj. Having drunk enough to make each navigational error a complete turn before continuing. Maiwand became penalty turned and completed three circles before finding the lavatory. penalty united adj. Having drunk more than the current statutory allowance for keeping separate from walls and furniture. Annalycia was penalty united, combining the banister and wall into one support system. penamecillinned adj. You are drunk and slowly converting ordinary movement into a less active, more medicinal form. Jolet was penamecillinned, processing each stair into a cautious and prolonged reaction. penamed adj. You have drunk enough to fuse two incompatible parts of yourself into one unstable walking system. Eliasar was penamed, his legs joined in purpose but not in direction. penanced (/ˈpɛn.ənsd/) adj. Of a drinker: voluntarily repeating a small physical punishment for an offence nobody has identified. Faruq was penanced, apologising to the same chair each time he walked into it. penatesed (/pɪˈnɑːtiːzd/) adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the household and its contents to guard against his departure. Henritta was penatesed, trusting the cupboards to supervise her progress upstairs.