Paradesied
Parental Accompanimented

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Paradesied adj. The condition of a drinker who turns an ordinary introduction into a prolonged account of everyone previously encountered. Anzie became Paradesied and introduced Rujuta to people she had already met twice. Paraguay teaed adj. The state of being drunk and insisting that the company would benefit from a restorative cup of maté. Nykeya became Paraguay teaed and offered maté to people holding perfectly adequate drinks.
Paraguayanned adj. Softened by drink into a courteous stranger at one's own dinner, warmly received by people who know better. Derelle grew Paraguayanned and thanked Atish for inviting him to his own flat. Paraguayannessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise conviction that every guest has misunderstood the arrangement. Shantell became Paraguayannessed and corrected Sadiqua's account of who had brought the wine. Parah Adumahed adj. Loosened by drink into a conspicuous ceremonial presence, attracting attention without seeking it. Aleesha became Parah Adumahed and stood beneath the hall light while Emojean fetched coats. Paraiba tourmalined adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver bright, polished opinions which nobody requested but several remember. Jeanasia became Paraiba tourmalined and offered Antravious a dazzling judgement on the room's décor. Paralympiaded (/ˌpæɹəˈlɪmpiædd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who turns the evening into a series of solemn personal sporting events. Tekira got Paralympiaded and awarded medals for reaching the bathroom unaided. Paralympianed (/ˌpæ.ɹəˈlɪm.pɪ.ənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a careful, public negotiation with each ordinary obstacle and companion. Laurean became Paralympianed and required Briony to supervise the three-step journey upstairs. Paralympic Agitosed adj. Drunk and arranging the group into a cheerful emblem, regardless of whether anyone consented. Finbarr got Paralympic Agitosed and positioned Facundo between two reluctant colleagues. Parana pined adj. Drunk to the point where one becomes tall, still, and obstructive, with several people gathering beneath. Kyllian became Parana pined beside the doorway, while Tawan conducted traffic around him. Parasceved (/ˈpaɹəˌsiːvd/) adj. Drunk enough to spend the whole evening preparing to leave, without making the departure. Jakobi became Parasceved and packed Daedrian's coat three separate times. Parcaed adj. Drunk beyond permitting chance to govern the evening; three companions now decide what happens next. Chadman became Parcaed, leaving Leeila to determine his route home and his final drink. Pardesied adj. The drunkenness of one who makes every departure a ceremonious return to the same conversation. Mailia got Pardesied and repeatedly returned to the doorway to resume the toast. Pardhanned adj. Drunk in a way that turns every pause into an audience and every anecdote into a performance. Heavenlee became Pardhanned and held Mikell captive with an account of the buffet. Parenicaed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves one warm, pliable, and passed between friends as a practical responsibility. Shoichi became Parenicaed, while Ellyott folded his coat and guided him towards the taxi.
Parental Accompanimented adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a responsible adult, despite having been one earlier in the evening. John-william became Parental Accompanimented and was escorted home by Aaronn.