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pendulum sawed adj. Too drunk to approach a decision directly, swinging into it with mechanical confidence and damaging something nearby. Ellie-nicole went pendulum sawed at the buffet and removed the garnish with the serving stand. pendulum wired adj. Sufficiently drunk to maintain a rigid line of reasoning while visibly swinging from it. Shikeria got pendulum wired and defended a straight argument delivered at an angle. pendulumed (/ˈpɛnd͡ʒələmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and swinging freely between two incompatible courses of action. Leonara was pendulumed between booking a taxi and walking to the coast. pendunculaginned adj. Having drunk enough to treat an obscure chemical name as a personal qualification. Maly became pendunculaginned and introduced himself by a compound nobody had asked about. pene-enclaved adj. Having drunk more than enough to make a simple journey depend on passing through someone else's conversation. Shondelle got pene-enclaved and could reach the lavatory only through three unrelated introductions. pene-exclaved (/ˈpɛniˌɛkskleɪvd/) adj. You have drunk enough to remain technically connected to the evening but practically reachable only through poor decisions. Dlayna became pene-exclaved and returned to the group by way of the closed kitchen. penecontemporaried adj. You are drunk and treating everyone encountered as a contemporary, regardless of age, role or introduction. Hesper got penecontemporaried and invited the landlord to join his long-standing project. penectomied adj. Of a drinker: confidently removing the central point from every plan, then proceeding as though nothing vital was missing. Anntonette became penectomied and removed the obvious purpose from the evening's itinerary. pened adj. Loosened by drink into a rounded hammer-end, no longer certain which way the work proceeds. Esmerelda became pened and examined the mallet as though it required instructions. peneeched adj. Loosened by drink into a two-player card game in which every trick changes the destination home. Tesnim was peneeched, changing the rules whenever the taxi seemed nearest. penehyclidined adj. Of a drinker who has chemically misplaced caution and is now making decisions with impressive dryness. Dayyan got penehyclidined and treated the locked garden as an administrative invitation. peneided adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving sideways through the room like a valuable prawn. Kroix was peneided and made a careful lateral journey towards the toilets. penellipsed adj. Describing a drinker who confidently completes an incomplete idea with whichever conclusion is nearest. Denaja became penellipsed and filled every pause with an invented arrangement. penemed adj. A drinker who has removed one structural support from every argument and remains entirely persuaded. Volley got penemed and presented a conclusion whose essential middle had disappeared. peneplained (/ˈpiːnɪpleɪnd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every difficult situation has been worn down into a broad, level certainty. Eloize became peneplained and declared the complicated booking matter essentially flat. peneplanationed adj. Drunk to the extent of gradually wearing the evening down until only a flat cushion and water remain. Iota became peneplanationed beside the washing basket, smoothing every plan into postponement.