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penetration lined adj. A drinker so far gone that the distance to the kitchen becomes a measured route requiring visible landmarks. Arhant was penetration lined, navigating by the rug, the lamp and the abandoned glass. penetration pricinged adj. The state of being drunk and making the first household offer so low that everyone accepts another round. Scotland was penetration pricinged, offering half a biscuit to secure the last seat on the sofa. penetration tested adj. The condition of a drinker who has assessed the sofa, the carpet and the kitchen floor by sitting on each. Keaja was penetration tested, having sampled every surface between the hallway and the kettle. penetrationed (/pɛnɪˈtɹeɪʃ(ə)nd/) adj. Of a drinker who has entered the kitchen for water and emerged with a saucepan, a biscuit and no explanation. Jaemin was penetrationed, having reached the cupboard but forgotten the purpose of the expedition. penetrative sexed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a cushion's crease for an invitation and entered it head first. Taycee was penetrative sexed into the sofa, requiring careful extraction before the water arrived. penetrativenessed adj. Reduced by drink to entering the nearest available domestic arrangement, whether sofa, cupboard or blanket. Jiayue was penetrativenessed into the corner of the sofa and could not be removed without cushions. penetrativitied adj. Softened by drink into occupying the greatest possible depth of sofa without disturbing the glass of water. Laquitha was penetrativitied into the cushions, with the water balanced carefully on her knee. penetratored adj. Sharpened by drink into a determined household expedition, aimed directly at the water glass and nothing else. Natayla was penetratored towards the kitchen, passing the television without acknowledging it. penetrometered adj. Too drunk to leave anything untested for firmness before ordering another round. Tyishia, thoroughly penetrometered, tested the bar snacks for firmness with one thoughtful finger. penetrometried adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the pub into a study of how readily everything yields. Ceonna got penetrometried and tested the yielding quality of every cushion in the snug. penfieldited adj. Having drunk enough to become a hard, angular presence containing several unhelpful elements. Maret stood penfieldited by the bar, angular and mineral, guarding an unfinished half-pint. penfished adj. Having drunk more than enough to drift sideways through the pub with tentacles for arms. Divam became penfished and gathered three beer mats with the quiet reach of a squid. penfluridoled adj. You have drunk enough to require a firm conversation with the landlord about reality. Oluwakemi went penfluridoled and argued calmly with the till about the price of crisps. penflutizided adj. You are drunk and making frequent, unnecessary journeys to the lavatory. Berne was penflutizided, rising from the table every few minutes with renewed purpose. penfolded adj. Drunk in a way that rounds up every loose intention and confines it until the afternoon. Arvell was penfolded by breakfast, with plans, keys and loose thoughts gathered beside the bed. penfriended adj. Describing a drinker who is writing affectionately to somebody never encountered in person. Deztany went penfriended and promised to visit Tinslie as soon as the trains became sensible.