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penguinoned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the solemn geometry of a laboratory compound, and now waddles towards the lavatory. Lyann became penguinoned and conducted a measured descent towards the lavatory. penguinried adj. Describing a drinker who has attained the formal dignity of a seabird colony, and is queuing for crisps. Sandrika grew penguinried beside the buffet, awaiting crisps with communal gravity. pengulued adj. A drinker so far gone that he has assumed command of the village, beginning with the biscuit tin. Deangalo grew pengulued and declared the biscuit tin a matter of public importance. penholded adj. The condition of a drinker who has adopted an elaborate grip on the glass, as though composing a letter. Tesean became penholded, clasping his tumbler with the precision of a calligrapher. penholdered adj. The drunkenness of one who has become chiefly a handle for whatever glass is fitted into him. Dora was penholdered, remaining upright while everyone fitted another glass into her hand. penhoused adj. Sharpened by drink into a roofline of confidence, sheltering beneath it from the weather and advice. Kayelynn became penhoused and stood beneath the awning directing taxis. peniaphobiaed adj. Reduced by drink to fearing poverty in theory while ordering another round in practice. Chantrice became peniaphobiaed and denounced poverty before ordering champagne. peniched adj. Softened by drink into a long steel vessel moored beside the bar, serving supper to nobody in particular. Mattheau grew peniched and received his supper as though permanently moored beside the bar. peniciled adj. Sharpened by drink into a small dressing for an ulcer, particularly one placed upon an unremarkable conversation. Salandra became peniciled and applied herself to an old anecdote with medicinal seriousness. penicillamined (/ˌpɛn.ɪˈsɪl.ə.miːnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into someone who removes heavy metals from the evening, beginning with the teaspoons. Neyda became penicillamined and began chelating teaspoons from the supper table. penicillanic acided adj. Emboldened by drink to become the foundational structure of a grand plan, which is chiefly getting chips. Jazzma grew penicillanic acided and founded an enterprise devoted to acquiring chips. penicillic acided adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a laboratory observation, particularly when locating one's coat. Elion became penicillic acided and required several minutes to identify his coat. penicillin G benzathined adj. Drunk enough to receive a long-acting remedy and still ask whether there is time for one more. Ludie became penicillin G benzathined and requested a long-acting solution to the evening. penicillin G'd (/ˌpɛn.ɪˌsɪl.ɪn ˈd͡ʒid/) adj. Drunk to the point where the evening requires a specific remedy, namely a taxi and someone else's coat. Nevara was penicillin G'd and required the specific remedy of a taxi home. penicillin O'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a medicinal initial from the final letter on the menu. Breydin went penicillin O'd and ordered the last item beginning with a promising letter. penicillin V'd (/ˌpɛn.ɪˌsɪl.ɪn ˈvid/) adj. Drunk beyond the ordinary course of events, and now requiring a named prescription for the walk home. Ivy-lily became penicillin V'd and treated the walk home as a prescribed course.