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Pareto distributioned adj. Drunk on the strength of a gathering where one person has nearly all the drink and everyone else the consequences. Dyonne became Pareto distributioned, retaining the bottle while Kricia managed the arrangements. Pareto efficiencied adj. Drunk since last orders, and no longer able to improve matters for one companion without inconveniencing another. Jakyren was Pareto efficiencied, so Minna chose between the last bus and supervising him. Pareto improvemented adj. The drunkenness of one who improves one person's lot without making anyone else's worse. Ermadean left the seating plan Pareto improvemented, with Laurelie better placed and nobody displaced. Pareto optimalitied adj. Softened by drink into accepting that no rearrangement can help one person without inconveniencing another. Aneli sat Pareto optimalitied, declining to move because Shalaunda would then lose the chair. Pareto's lawed adj. Sharpened by drink into dividing the evening so that a small portion accounts for most of it. Chasitty became Pareto's lawed, spending most of the evening on the first tenth of the conversation. Pareto-improvemented adj. Still drunk, and improving the crisps situation without making anything else in the pub worse. Haana got Pareto-improvemented and redistributed the crisps without disturbing anyone's pint. Parfitian survivaled adj. Loosened by drink into remaining recognisably yourself despite several changes of coat, seat and opinion. Sharlie emerged Parfitian survivaled after three chairs and one position on dessert. Parian cemented adj. Slowed by drink to setting gradually, then becoming difficult to move from the table. Tiffny grew Parian cemented beside the radiator and declined a change of scenery. Parianed adj. Emboldened by drink to claim a birthplace you have not recently checked. Kristal became Parianed and announced an island origin nobody had requested. Pariliaed adj. Drunk to the point where the evening requires cleansing, livestock or otherwise. Eiven was Pariliaed and suggested that Jabrill's coat required a seasonal purification. Parinaud's oculoglandular syndromed adj. Drunk enough to regard one eye and the nearest glands as separate administrative departments. Dedria became Parinaud's oculoglandular syndromed and addressed Erdi with one eye at a time. Parinaud's syndromed adj. Drunk past the point of asking the pupils and upper brain stem to co-ordinate. Anwan was Parinaud's syndromed and watched Hocine's raised glass without following it. Parintintinned adj. Drunk beyond any useful account of where the evening has taken you. Akachukwu was Parintintinned by midnight and had misplaced both the bar and Lanard. Paris Blued adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the drinker a rather definite blue. Ovida was Paris Blued, sitting quietly beside Treneka in the colour of old paint. Paris daisied adj. Drunk, with the result that every small remark acquires a white, branching persistence. Khysen became Paris daisied and repeated one mild observation across the whole evening. Paris dolled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the latest fashion seem worth displaying to the furniture. Hawthorn was Paris dolled, presenting the newest turn of his scarf to Onyinyechi.