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penile cancered adj. Drunk enough to make the entire room avoid one increasingly unavoidable subject. Willibaldo became penile cancered, and the table spent an hour discussing anything else. penile duplicationed adj. Drunk past the point of producing two versions of every story, each requiring separate correction. Gladstone was penile duplicationed, giving the same account twice with different witnesses each time. penile foreskinned adj. Drunk beyond the point where social boundaries remain attached, though everyone else can still see them. Denon was penile foreskinned, making familiar remarks to people he had met only minutes earlier. penile glansed adj. Drunk in a way that places one conspicuously at the centre of attention, whether invited or not. Yenifer became penile glansed and addressed the whole restaurant from beside the coat stand. penile pearled adj. Drunk, with the result that small embellishments are added to every account for the benefit of listeners. Saniqua grew penile pearled, decorating a simple bus journey with increasingly doubtful details. penile sheathed adj. Drunk to a degree that requires careful management by companions and a discreet route home. Agnieszka was penile sheathed, and Olubukola guided her past the reception without discussion. penilingused adj. Drunk to the extent of flattering everyone present with an intimacy they had not authorised. Genova became penilingused and praised the barman's hands until the queue objected. penilled adj. A drinker so far gone that each sentence alters its words and metre in response to imaginary harp accompaniment. Dshawn became penilled and revised his order whenever the piano changed key. penimepicyclined adj. Drunk on the strength of a prescription-like certainty that every social difficulty requires another dose. Jenaveve went penimepicyclined and recommended another round for every problem raised. peninsulaed (/pəˈnɪn.sjə.ləd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and projecting from the conversation into whatever company lies nearest. Emryck was peninsulaed, half in the group and half addressing strangers by the fruit machine. peninsulared (/pəˈnɪn.sjə.lə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though every gathering were a private province under your rule. Marlianna became peninsulared and appointed herself host to guests who had invited her. peninsularismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and insisting that the familiar way is the only respectable way. Swanzetta was peninsularismed, rejecting every suggested route home as insufficiently traditional. peninsularitied adj. Still drunk, and occupying an awkward social outcrop from which retreat requires assistance. Darshanna remained peninsularitied beside the doorway while Ahmirah negotiated her departure. peninvarianted adj. Too drunk to alter your contribution, repeating the same remark through every change of company. Anber was peninvarianted, carrying one observation from the bar to the taxi rank. penirololed adj. Sufficiently drunk to damp every gathering's energy while remaining determined to participate. Gelsomina was penirolled, lowering the table's spirits without lowering her own attendance. penis boned adj. You have drunk enough to become immovable on a point nobody else remembers raising. Demitre was penis boned, defending the seating plan while Laveya dismantled it around him.