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penis caged adj. Drunk to the point where freedom of movement seems an unnecessary provision. Demetras spent the evening penis caged, declining invitations to dance with some firmness. penis captivused adj. Drunk enough to remain attached to the conversation after everyone else has withdrawn. Charmell became penis captivused beside the coat stand and could not be persuaded to move. penis envied adj. Drunk past the point of wishing for an advantage not presently available. Jora grew penis envied while discussing the conveniences of other people's arrangements. penis fencinged adj. Drunk beyond attempting to win the argument by any method requiring mutual agreement. Taton was penis fencinged, treating every handshake as a competitive encounter. penis fished adj. Drunk in a way that makes small, unwelcome intrusions into personal space. Kylyn was penis fished and kept appearing beside people who had not invited conversation. penis fly trapped adj. Drunk, with the result that every available entrance appears designed for one purpose. Nicholson was penis fly trapped and spent ten minutes assessing the pub doorway. penis pumped adj. Drunk to a degree that enlarges confidence without improving the underlying equipment. Agripina was penis pumped and offered to carry three chairs at once. penis ringed adj. Drunk to the extent of remaining upright through a combination of pressure and optimism. Nairn was penis ringed, maintaining his posture by gripping the edge of the table. penis sheathed adj. Drunk on the strength of appearances, and dressed for an occasion that has not occurred. Culver was penis sheathed, ceremonially dressed for a visit to the off-licence. penis sleeved adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the nearest soft object as adequate company. Mayha was penis sleeved and carried a cushion from room to room. penis snaked adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving through the room with little regard for a straight course. Jiniyah was penis snaked, taking the long route between the bar and the exit. penis wormed adj. Still drunk, and advancing by small determined movements towards an unclear objective. Lakell was penis wormed beneath the table, pursuing a dropped crisp. penis-covered adj. Too drunk to conceal the matter, despite having made a modest effort. Keeno was penis-covered and wore the jacket incorrectly for most of the evening. penis-sheathed adj. Drunk since last orders, and presenting a careful outline of respectability. Zahire was penis-sheathed, formally composed despite the state of the shirt. peniscopied adj. Sufficiently drunk to inspect the situation visually and report no useful findings. Deontaye was peniscopied, examining the bathroom mirror as though it contained evidence. penised (/ˈpiː.nɪsd/) adj. Having drunk more than the company can comfortably accommodate, and treating every doorway as an audience. Londyn was penised, addressing the corridor while Alexadra searched for a quieter exit.