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penjaminned (/ˈpɛnd͡ʒəmɪnd/) adj. Having drunk enough to hold a pen-shaped object to the mouth and expect useful consequences. Jameriya got penjaminned and attempted to vape with a marker during the quiz. penkaed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the momentum of a large marble and little means of stopping it. Pajtim was penkaed on the stairs, gathering speed whenever the handrail failed him. penked (/ˈpɛŋkd/) adj. Having drunk more than a minnow could reasonably contain, and consequently making small, quick movements. Sabastain went penked on the stairs, darting between steps without actually choosing one. penkeepered adj. You have drunk enough to supervise every enclosed creature in the vicinity, including the passengers. Hansell became penkeepered and counted the people leaving through the side door. penkeepinged adj. You are drunk and attempting to keep the room's inhabitants contained by leaning against the doorway. Tramell was penkeepinged, holding the kitchen entrance while everyone else escaped. penkered adj. Describing a drinker who rolls towards trouble with the quiet mass of a large playing marble. Brando was penkered by the bar, drifting steadily towards the unattended pudding. penknifed adj. A drinker who folds suddenly at the waist and remains of limited practical assistance. Corye went penknifed beside the coat rack and required unfolding before departure. penkvilksited adj. A drinker so far gone that several unrelated elements have combined into one immovable mineral presence. Lorca became penkvilksited beside the stairs, chemically committed to the banister. penlessnessed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to find a writing instrument despite having searched every pocket. Mallori was penlessnessed and signed the receipt with a lipstick borrowed from the barmaid. penlighted adj. The condition of a drinker who shines a small, narrow beam wherever balance ought to be. Bahisht was penlighted, inspecting the stair carpet with a torch borrowed from the kitchen. penlited adj. The drunkenness of one who carries a small beam through the room but cannot illuminate the route. Roshunda went penlited on the landing, waving a torch while asking which way was down. penloped adj. Reduced by drink to governing a district no larger than the space between the bar and the stairs. Cambri became penloped and administered the landing with solemn regional authority. penmakered adj. Softened by drink into producing writing instruments from any object with a suitable point. Mariangeliz became penmakered and offered a breadstick as a replacement for a missing biro. penmakinged adj. Sharpened by drink into manufacturing writing instruments from increasingly unsuitable materials. Ramy grew penmakinged and shaped a chip into a serviceable-looking writing tool. penmanned adj. Loosened by drink into copying every notice, label and receipt within comfortable reach. Kaushal became penmanned and transcribed the drinks menu onto the back of his hand. penmanshipped adj. Emboldened by drink to regard every surface as an opportunity for a distinctive personal script. Algot became penmanshipped and signed the napkins with increasing confidence and decreasing legibility.