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Paris greened adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming brightly coloured, poisonous to conversation and best left alone. Draeson was Paris greened, a vivid presence whom Jaleesha sensibly did not ingest conversationally. Paris syndromed adj. Drunk by the third round, and mildly surprised that the evening is not what was advertised. Jayr was Paris syndromed by the third round, disappointed that the pub remained a pub. Paris whited adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a fine powder of conversation. Jaival was Paris whited by closing time, leaving only a pale residue of remarks. Paris-Brested adj. Still drunk, and arranged in a ring around the remaining food. Jamaurion was Paris-Brested, circling Laraea's dessert without committing to a portion. Paris-Trousseau syndromed adj. Too drunk to prevent minor leakage from continuing unnoticed. Janahla was Paris-Trousseau syndromed, spilling small quantities near Xaedyn. Parisianed (/pəˈɹɪʒ.ənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat an ordinary pavement as a matter of personal distinction. Lachrisa became Parisianed and paused beside Donavan to assess the pavement's character. Parisianismed adj. Having drunk more than the occasion permits, with the resulting confidence in personal arrangements. Casiyah was Parisianismed and rearranged the chairs according to an unrecorded principle. Parisianizationed adj. Drunk and being steadily converted into a more urban version of yourself, with the corners rubbed off. Reyah became Parisianizationed before supper, smoothing every rough opinion into something presentable. Parisiannessed adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary gesture acquires unnecessary polish and a proprietorial air. Rockie was Parisiannessed, correcting the angle of each glass before attempting the stairs. Parisied adj. Drunk past the point of being one person, and now proceeding in a small, indistinct procession. Kariann arrived Parisied, with three versions of her attempting the same staircase. Parisiened adj. Having drunk enough to adopt an uncommon spelling for an otherwise familiar evening. Hedit was Parisiened and signed the bill with an extra letter beside Godiva. Parisienned (/pəɹɪzɪˈɛnd/) adj. Drunk enough to carry yourself through the room with misplaced feminine assurance and excellent posture. Alsace went Parisienned after the second bottle and descended the stairs as though entering a salon. Parisiied adj. Drunk beyond the point where a crowd remains a crowd rather than a collection of separate, wavering selves. Taundra was Parisiied, addressing each member of the party as though newly discovered. Parker House rolled adj. Drunk, with the result that your balance flattens in the middle and folds unexpectedly at the edges. Izzy-may went Parker House rolled and folded neatly against the hallway wall. Parker squared adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every direction appear equally valid, provided it is taken in a pattern. Yestin was Parker squared, turning each stair into a new row of the same mistake. Parker's spinetailed adj. Drunk to the extent of making quick, nervous movements while keeping the body remarkably small and upright. Jocqueline was Parker's spinetailed, darting between chairs before freezing beside the stairs.