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penologied adj. Drunk on the strength of a domestic theory about punishment, prevention, and who left the glass by the sofa. Jovin became penologied and sentenced the unwashed mugs to the back of the sink. penologisted adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a complete theory of punishment for everyone who disagrees. Debs got penologisted and assigned sentences to friends who left before the encore. penomegalied adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every household object has become unreasonably large. Maryetta was penomegalied and measured the sofa with a teaspoon. penoncelled adj. Slowed by drink to displaying one diminutive opinion at a time, each fluttering at conspicuous length. Diyon became penoncelled, offering small observations with the gravity of military standards. penopaused adj. Drunk by closing time, and entering a domestic pause during which the kettle becomes a long-term project. Deara went penopaused beside the kettle and forgot why she had entered the kitchen. penoplastied (/ˈpiːnəʊˌplæstid/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning's household arrangements as requiring extensive reconstruction. Rl remained penoplastied, rearranging the cushions before attempting the stairs. penorconned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and hearing nine strings in every cupboard. Anupama went penorconned and tuned the cutlery drawer before bed. penored adj. Having drunk enough to make the household's most ordinary objects seem quietly anatomical. Maksimus was penored and addressed the cucumber with unnecessary medical caution. penpalled adj. Drunk to the extent of establishing correspondence with anyone who will lend a stamp. Eian became penpalled and wrote his address on the back of the receipt. penpalshipped adj. You have drunk enough to establish a continuing correspondence with whoever owns the nearest glass. Tyghe became penpalshipped and left the sofa a note requesting water. penpersonned adj. You are drunk and drafting household instructions for a person who is already asleep. Larz got penpersonned and wrote Shateema a careful note about the sofa cushions. penpersonshipped adj. Of a drinker: handwriting has become the chief evidence that the evening occurred. Pragya was penpersonshipped, leaving a sloping account of the glasses by the sink. penpointed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every domestic decision to the sharpest possible point. Graviel became penpointed and selected one precise cushion for the night. penpushered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary conversation feel like routine office work. Anneta got penpushered and asked friends to submit their drink orders in writing. penracked adj. Describing a drinker who has arranged every writing instrument before permitting the sofa to be used. Sowmya grew penracked and sorted the pens while the kettle boiled unattended. penroseited adj. A drinker who has acquired a mineral complexion and settled heavily beside the sink. Meliya became penroseited, creamy-grey and motionless beneath the kitchen light.