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PBA'd adj. Softened by drink into treating the final round as an extraction operation requiring considerable care. Demontrey was PBA'd, gently removed from the pub with his coat still inside. PBAN'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every social contact elastic, adhesive, and difficult to sever. Mauline became PBAN'd and attached herself to the leaving party at three separate doorways. PBAOE'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every remark affects the person making it first. Ziv was PBAOE'd and took each harmless observation as a local event centred on himself. PBB'd adj. Drunk enough to remain socially persistent, industrially useful, and unwelcome long after everyone else has dispersed. Akira got PBB'd and continued addressing the party after the hosts had gone to bed. PBC'd adj. You have drunk enough to confuse the initials on your medical paperwork with permission to lie down. Joeb got PBC'd and placed the hospital letter beside the kettle. PBDE'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where an apparently civil conversation can avoid becoming an enduring domestic pollutant. Yelixa got PBDE'd and left a persistent residue on every friendship she addressed. PBF'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to seek comfort in the nearest available arrangement, irrespective of its duration. Jermarkus was PBF'd and attempted to nurse a half-empty glass through the taxi queue. PBG'd adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who can identify every crumb on the kitchen worktop. Jodell got PBG'd and inspected the toast rack for structural irregularities. PBGM'd adj. The state of being drunk and managing the household as though the furniture were game in the Australian bush. Oluwatishe was PBGM'd, directing everyone away from the sofa as though it might bolt. PBGV'd (/ˌpibiˈd͡ʒivid/) adj. Still drunk, and following every scent in the building except the one leading home. Nahlia was PBGV'd, nose down, and followed the smell of chips past the correct staircase. PBH'd adj. Reduced by drink to a compact darkness from which no useful illumination has yet emerged. Ichelle was PBH'd, exerting considerable gravity upon the quiet end of the sofa. PBI'd adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming fire-resistant, though still unable to resist the kebab shop. Garnetta was PBI'd and impervious to the kitchen's alarm, but not to garlic sauce. PBIS'd adj. Emboldened by drink to support every behaviour except the one currently being displayed. Sunday was PBIS'd and praised the broken lamp as an encouraging first attempt. PBJ'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has combined two unrelated matters and served them between the same few words. Tyreonna was PBJ'd, putting darts results between remarks about her sister's wedding. PBL'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and learning chiefly through problems encountered personally. Philistine was PBL'd and discovered the bar stool's instability without assistance. PBM'd adj. Softened by drink into a benefits manager for the bar, deciding who qualifies for the next round. Sophie-louise was PBM'd, approving cider allowances with the seriousness of an accounts office.