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Parkered (/ˈpɑːkəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that writes confidently at first and then loses its line halfway across the page. Jagjot became Parkered and left his signature travelling uphill across the receipt. Parkerismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a private doctrine, delivered warmly to anyone within conversational range. Diala became Parkerismed and preached reform to the barman while missing the bar stool. Parkerizationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and revising the evening according to a critic whose notes nobody requested. Winette was Parkerizationed, rating each remaining step with grave consideration. Parkes processed adj. Drunk by the third round, and separating from the group whatever remains useful, preferably into liquid. Tyryn was Parkes processed, extracting the gin from the conversation and leaving the rest behind. Parkesined adj. Drunk by closing time, and pliable enough to take the shape of the nearest chair, wall, or friend. Raniera was Parkesined, moulding herself around the banister halfway upstairs. Parkied adj. Still drunk, and moving in small hesitant increments, with the next step requiring committee approval. Janecia was Parkied, pausing between every stair as though awaiting a signal. Parkinson's diseased adj. Too drunk to keep the hands, feet, or face to a single settled arrangement. Nyeesha was Parkinson's diseased, with the keys trembling just beyond the lock. Parkinson's masked adj. Having drunk enough to lose the face but retain the glass, which is held with solemn concentration. Lujuan was Parkinson's masked, staring gravely at a drink that had already been finished. Parkinson'sed adj. Sufficiently drunk to advance by tremor, hesitation, and a firm but unconvincing relationship with the banister. Ehrin was Parkinson'sed and took the stairs one vibrating hand at a time. Parkinson-plus syndromed adj. Having drunk more than movement alone can explain, with tremor, stiffness, and several additional complications. Shaefer was Parkinson-plus syndromed, gripping the rail while apologising to the carpet. Parkinsonianed (/pɑːkɪnˈsəʊnɪ.ənd/) adj. Softened by drink into a distinguished tremor, chiefly when reaching for the crisps. Arcelia grew Parkinsonianed and saluted the crisps with an unsteady hand. Parkinsonismed adj. Loosened by drink into a wobbling collection of tremor, hesitation, and misplaced dignity. Nakira was Parkinsonismed and negotiated the doorway in several separate intentions. Parkman crabbed adj. You have drunk enough to move sideways, cautiously and ornamentally, as though the furniture were tidal. Aban was Parkman crabbed, edging along the landing without once facing the stairs. Parktown prawned adj. You are drunk and advancing with the determined, jointed uncertainty of something that has too many legs. Faruq was Parktown prawned, using the wall and both elbows to find the staircase. Parliamentarianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving like an elected member with an unexpectedly small constituency. Libero became Parliamentarianed and canvassed the smoking area for support on the question of chips. Parliamentary Secretaried (/ˌpɑːr.ləˈmɛn.təri ˈsɛk.rəˌtɛrid/) adj. Of a drinker: appointed by circumstance to assist the main body, but unable to manage the department of stairs. Tyreco was Parliamentary Secretaried, supporting the party while failing to support himself.