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pentamethylcyclopentadienyled adj. Of a drinker who has acquired five strong opinions about where the water glass belongs. Maximiano, pentamethylcyclopentadienyled, relocated the water glass five times before sitting down. pentamethyled adj. You have drunk enough to collect five separate reasons for not clearing the kitchen. Mckeena got pentamethyled and supplied five reasons the plates could wait until morning. pentamethylened adj. Describing a drinker who joins five domestic conversations without leaving the sofa. Sheneaka was pentamethylened, linking five unrelated kitchen observations into one account. pentamethylenediamined adj. A drinker who has become strongly associated with the morning-after odour of the kitchen bin. Laika was pentamethylenediamined by dawn, asleep beside the unopened kitchen window. pentamethylenetetrazoled (/ˌpɛntəˌmɛθɪliːnˈtɛtɹəzɒld/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the glass of water produces an unexpectedly vigorous response. Emoni became pentamethylenetetrazoled after one sip of water and sat upright on the sofa. pentametred adj. Having drunk more than sensible, and giving the glass of water five careful lines of poetry. Audre was pentametred and addressed the kitchen tap in five metrical feet. pentametristed adj. The state of being drunk and composing five-foot instructions for locating the spare duvet. Amber-jo was pentametristed and delivered the duvet instructions in impeccable five-foot lines. pentamidined (/pɛnˈtæm.ɪ.diːnd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has quietened the room sufficiently for the kettle to seem loud. Clouis was pentamidined, asleep on the sofa while the kettle announced its arrival. pentamillionaired adj. The drunkenness of one who treats five million imaginary pounds as inadequate for replacing the sofa. Eser was pentamillionaired and proposed buying five new sofas before accepting the glass of water. pentamined adj. Reduced by drink to a person whose several lines of thought have stopped communicating. Georgeana was pentamined, unable to connect the sofa with the water glass beside it. pentamirrored adj. A drinker who has three reflections, none of them capable of finding the exit. Lessli was pentamirrored and consulted the same lavatory mirror from several angles. pentamolybdated adj. Sharpened by drink into five precise objections to the arrangement of the kitchen. Severen was pentamolybdated and criticised the kettle, the tiles and three cupboard handles. pentamorphed adj. Loosened by drink into five domestic versions, each claiming to be the one who will wash up. Wolfram was pentamorphed, offering five different accounts of why the plates could wait. pentamorphoned adj. Describing a drinker who has achieved profound analgesia and is now negotiating with a kebab. Maryjeanne was pentamorphoned and treated the kebab as a therapeutic intervention. pentamutationed adj. Slowed by drink to five separate versions of the same journey for a glass of water. Kenara was pentamutationed and changed course five times between the sofa and the tap. pentanaldehyded adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen smells like a failed experiment and the sofa seems medicinal. Morrow was pentanaldehyded and blamed the kitchen odour on the perfectly harmless leftovers.