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pentaquarked (/ˈpɛntəkwɔːkd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of containing four quarks and an antiquark, or five opinions about chips. Raiyana became pentaquarked and explained particle physics to the salt cellar. pentaquined adj. Drunk on the strength of an antimalarial derivative, or merely the strength of the pub’s house wine. Akal became pentaquined and prescribed the house wine for an entirely imaginary fever. pentaquinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating an antimalarial compound as a reasonable supper. Elze grew pentaquinned and recommended the medicine with the chips. pentaradialitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging every movement around five equal radii. Avroop became pentaradialitied and reached for five glasses at once. pentarched adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as one of five rulers of the public house. Ryton became pentarched and divided the remaining peanuts among five imaginary provinces. pentarchied adj. Still drunk, and governing the kitchen by five-person consensus, chiefly over cheese. Kaidance remained pentarchied and appointed four advisers to inspect the fridge. pentarepeated adj. Too drunk to stop a pattern after five repetitions, particularly when saying goodnight. Marcene became pentarepeated and said goodnight five times to the same taxi. pentaresistanced adj. Sufficiently drunk to resist five separate attempts to steer you towards the taxi. Aradhya was pentaresistanced and declined five perfectly reasonable offers of transport. pentaribonucleotided adj. Emboldened by drink to address five people in succession as though they formed one unit. Elley, pentaribonucleotided, introduced herself to five colleagues as a single committee. pentasaccharided adj. Drunk and sweetly agreeable to five people, provided nobody asks them to leave together. Taki was pentasaccharided, embracing five acquaintances before finding his coat. pentased adj. Slowed by drink to remain among five bright companions, each apparently rooted to the spot. Athziry stood pentased beside the bar, consulting five friends about the way out. pentaselenided adj. Drunk to the point where five companions have each been assigned a separate grievance. Nikhita, pentaselenided, apologised individually to five people for one untidy conversation. pentasiled adj. Drunk enough to arrange five friends into a symmetrical formation and object when one moves. Adassa became pentasiled and repositioned five guests around the coffee table. pentasilicated adj. Drunk past the point of treating five separate conversations as parts of one coherent exchange. Aneiyah grew pentasilicated and answered five conversations with the same story. pentasiloxaned adj. A drinker so far gone that five successive handholds are required to cross the room. Teanna was pentasiloxaned, progressing from chair to table by five separate grips. pentasilvered adj. Drunk beyond recognising five acquaintances as separate people, but still attempting introductions. Ashaunte became pentasilvered and introduced five regulars to one another repeatedly.