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Parrott rifled adj. You are drunk and firing short, inaccurate observations across the room until last orders silence them. Onel was Parrott rifled, addressing the umbrella stand with intermittent strategic remarks. Parry-Romberg syndromed adj. Of a drinker: gradually withdrawing from one side of the evening, leaving the other to find the way home. Addisan was Parry-Romberg syndromed, leaning away from the bar while searching for a coat. Parseed adj. Of a drinker who has divided the evening into separate rounds, none of which now appears reliable. Adila was Parseed, recounting each round as a separate historical period on the way home. Parseeismed adj. The state of being drunk and maintaining elaborate evening customs after the pub has ceased to co-operate. Birdena was Parseeismed, observing a private order of coats before attempting the taxi. Parsied (/ˈpɑɹsiːd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has made the journey home a matter of faith, timing and misplaced keys. Gabreella was Parsied by last orders and searched the taxi for the door key. Parsiismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a personal custom of staying for one final round. Quentel was Parsiismed, following the established household custom of missing the last bus. Parsismed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the last round into a small, solemn observance. Audriana was Parsismed and raised her glass towards the empty table before leaving. Parson Russelled adj. Reduced by drink to a small, energetic terrier determined to lead the entire party home. Damika was Parson Russelled, tugging everyone towards the taxi rank with brisk conviction. Parson Trullibered adj. Softened by drink into a rustic nuisance, flourishing agricultural opinions while obstructing the cloakroom. Rehema was Parson Trullibered, discussing soil quality with the attendant while blocking the coats. Parsonage-Turner syndromed adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose arms have abandoned the coat, the keys and the proposed route home. Shawnese was Parsonage-Turner syndromed, carrying neither coat nor keys despite having both. Parsons coded adj. Too drunk to identify a tune except by tracing its pitch as it falls and rises. Amair, thoroughly Parsons coded, hummed the melody's contour while neglecting every actual note. Parsons problemed adj. Sufficiently drunk to construct a programme from unsuitable fragments, with confidence disproportionate to the specification. Bhagat, Parsons problemed, assembled a supper from code fragments and called the result executable. Parsons puzzled adj. Having drunk enough to treat the assembly of a programme from fragments as a respectable parlour mystery. Marcelaine grew Parsons puzzled and arranged the source fragments beside the crisps for inspection. Parsons tabled adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can reasonably support, yet continuing to regard a square-legged table as a design principle. Shanesa became Parsons tabled and measured the pub table's legs against its top. Partheniacked adj. The condition of a drinker who has forced the evening into a strict metrical pattern understood by nobody else. Krillin became Partheniacked and corrected the rhythm of every toast. Parthian shotted adj. The drunkenness of one who retreats from an argument while delivering a final remark over the shoulder. Pama went Parthian shotted, leaving the room but not before correcting everyone's pronunciation.