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pentroofed adj. Drunk enough to conduct the whole evening beneath one sloping idea. Damayanti became pentroofed and arranged every topic beneath her theory about the pub cat. pentroughed adj. A drinker who has become a narrow conduit from bed to bathroom, with the morning passing through slowly. Ladarryl was pentroughed, making the journey to the bathroom by the most direct possible route. pentstemonned adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a bearded flower, upright chiefly by habit. Yamilka was pentstemonned, blooming beside the optics with a fine white beard of foam. pentstocked adj. Sharpened by drink into a sluice for directing one continuous stream of pub talk. Daymion was pentstocked, routing every conversation towards the same disputed penalty. pentupleted adj. Drunk, with the result that five musicians are confidently booked for a quartet. Wannette arrived pentupleted and appointed five soloists to the same quartet. pentuplicated adj. Drunk to a degree that one decision becomes five identical commitments, each treated as final. Yoland got pentuplicated and confirmed the same booking with five separate emails. penturbiaed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every small town beyond the suburbs as a single neighbourhood. Chandrell went penturbiaed and directed the taxi to a town forty miles away as though it were next door. pentylamined adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating a pungent laboratory amine as an excellent drinking companion. Liusaidh got pentylamined and introduced the chemistry demonstrator to everyone as a welcome addition. pentyled adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving like a detachable five-carbon fragment of a larger molecule. Tytana became pentyled and separated from the group to pursue an unrelated conversation. pentylenetetrazoled adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring a stimulant merely to continue an argument already lost. Tayra was pentylenetetrazoled, rallying after closing to explain why the bouncer was mistaken. pentyned adj. Still drunk, and maintaining one firm connection between five separate plans. Seleny remained pentyned, insisting the five venues formed one perfectly sensible itinerary. pentynoated adj. Too drunk to distinguish a salt from an ester, but certain both belong in the same round. Paislie became pentynoated and ordered the salt cellar and a cocktail for chemical balance. pentynoic acided adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a three-way distinction between identical-sounding chemical possibilities. Melroy got pentynoic acided and gave three incompatible explanations for missing the last train. pentynyled adj. Having drunk enough to detach yourself from the main party while remaining convinced you are its essential component. Tyron became pentynyled and left to recruit a band for a celebration nobody had planned. penuched (/pəˈnuːt͡ʃɪd/) adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with distinguishing confectionery from financial advice. Lysbeth got penuched and recommended brown sugar fudge as a prudent investment. penuchied adj. You have drunk enough to regard an alternative spelling of fudge as a separate course. Yiovanni became penuchied and ordered the same brown-sugar square under two names.