Parthianed
Paschal Mooned

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Parthianed (/ˈpɑːθɪənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard every room as a terminus and every exit as a tactical retreat. Azizur was Parthianed and withdrew from the kitchen while continuing to address the company. Particular Baptisted adj. Of a drinker: selective in whom the evening may redeem, and doctrinally unwilling to broaden the arrangement. Marileen became Particular Baptisted and admitted only three people to the conversation.
Pasadenanned adj. Describing a drinker who has converted the pavement into a boulevard and expects traffic to accommodate the distinction. Laiklynn became Pasadenanned and gave the taxi a leisurely account of local road etiquette. Pasagianed adj. A drinker who has reduced creation to a hierarchy of causes and appointed himself its least reliable demiurge. Yeilen was Pasagianed and explained the origin of the bar snacks in increasingly abstract terms. Pasaginied adj. The state of being drunk and treating a collection of people as a single, over-elaborately explained system. Taelour was Pasaginied and addressed the whole table as one theological proposition. Pascal cased adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun capitalising each successive word, as though speech were a programming convention. Jeannette became Pascal cased and announced Every Important Thought with ceremonial capitals. Pascal stringed adj. Reduced by drink to a person whose conversational length is stored separately and no longer matches the content. Laurence became Pascal stringed, with a one-word question followed by an answer of forty minutes. Pascal's triangled adj. Reduced by drink to arranging every conclusion beneath two premises, whether or not either premise exists. Corissa became Pascal's triangled and built a hierarchy of reasons from the two drinks before supper. PascalCased adj. The drunkenness of one who has joined words into an upper-camel procession and sees no reason to stop. Najha grew PascalCased and delivered the evening's programme as a chain of fused headings. Pascalianed adj. Softened by drink into a fatalist who finds diversion, uncertainty and another round equally persuasive. Samonte was Pascalianed and wagered on the next song despite lacking a stake or a prediction. Pascalined adj. Sharpened by drink into a calculating machine, producing figures with impressive speed and doubtful relevance. Tarajee became Pascalined and calculated the tip before remembering who had paid. Pasch egged adj. Emboldened by drink to conceal a message inside an ordinary object and consider the concealment accomplished. Rynda became Pasch egged and hid an apology inside the basket of bread. Pascha egged adj. Drunk and concealing small messages in obvious places, under the impression that posterity will be grateful. Aveigha was Pascha egged and placed a note inside the communal biscuit tin. Paschaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an ancient observance, with each movement acquiring ceremonial significance. Sorley was Paschaed and took seven minutes to bless the decision to order chips. Paschal Lambed (/ˈpæs.kəl ˈlæmd/) adj. Drunk to the point where you have mistaken yourself for the evening's ceremonial main course. Faustas became Paschal Lambed and presented himself beside the roast as though formally required.
Paschal Mooned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the proper moon from any other bright object above the roofs. Cal became Paschal Mooned and announced that the streetlamp had fixed the date.
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