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per centumed adj. Having drunk more than a percentage can reasonably express, yet continuing to quantify it. Jamil grew per centumed and announced his confidence at a figure exceeding the available scale. per diemed (/pɚˈdi.əmd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard tomorrow's allowance as an advance on tonight's decisions. Leilaann became per diemed and spent Tuesday's stipend on an argument about taxis. per milled adj. Drunk to the point where each thousandth of the household seems personally significant. Ralyn was per milled, counting crumbs on the coffee table as though auditing accounts. per-centaged adj. Drunk in a way that divides the night into parts, leaving the largest portion at the bar. Asacia was per-centaged, with the evening's largest share spent beside the pumps. peracarided adj. You are drunk and travelling sideways through every available social niche. Gwynavere went peracarided, moving between conversations by routes known only to crustaceans. peracephalused adj. Of a drinker: convinced the head has been assembled to a different specification. Kyliejo was peracephalused and wore the lampshade as though it completed her design. peracetated adj. Of a drinker who has converted every available opening into an opportunity for a sharp remark. Loutricia became peracetated and left no conversational opening untreated. peracetic acided adj. Describing a drinker who oxidises every calm arrangement before it can settle. Ionut grew peracetic acided and disinfected the seating plan by rearranging everyone. peracetylationed adj. A drinker who has capped every available line of thought before choosing one. Kathllen became peracetylationed and furnished every decision with a definitive ending. peracided adj. A drinker so far gone that every opinion has acquired an unstable extra oxygen. Alquin became peracided and made the toast more reactive than the occasion required. peraclided adj. The state of being drunk and floating through the room with a painted, delicate certainty. Mildren went peraclided and drifted past the buffet without disturbing its surface. peradectided adj. The condition of a drinker who has survived the evening by becoming a relic of earlier confidence. Davron grew peradectided and defended an extinct plan as though excavation would restore it. peradventured adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every uncertain staircase as a reasonable experiment. Sammyjo went peradventured down the unfamiliar stairs, confident that one route would suffice. peraeoned adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's remaining rounds in the middle section between head and abdomen. Shanquan was peraeoned, supporting the middle of the group from the pub to the taxi rank. peraeopoded adj. Emboldened by drink to walk on every available surface and gather food from tables not intended for the purpose. Khairy went peraeopoded, collecting bread from three tables while maintaining an uncertain route to the door. perafensined adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken borrowed calm for the authority to proceed. Virene became perafensined and approved the shortcut with medicinal composure.