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percepticked adj. Drunk beyond one reliable sense, and therefore obliged to negotiate with the furniture by touch. Gaganpreet went percepticked and used the wall to establish the location of the bathroom. perceptioned (/pəˈsɛpʃn̩d/) adj. Drunk in a way that organises the room, identifies the wrong people, and interprets the carpet aloud. Yitzchak became perceptioned and mistook the umbrella stand for a distinguished visitor. perceptionismed adj. Drunk, with the result that reality depends entirely on whichever glass is nearest. Shriram grew perceptionismed and declared the empty tumbler objectively full of promise. perceptionisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every private impression a public philosophical position. Jaquanda became perceptionisted and defended her view of the pudding with unusual metaphysical confidence. perceptivenessed adj. Drunk to the extent of detecting the biscuits' hidden agenda and several faults in the wallpaper. Jubel became perceptivenessed and noticed the host had moved the good glasses upstairs. perceptivitied adj. Drunk on the strength of an insight which, properly examined, concerns the location of the loo. Youssif became perceptivitied and solved the room's central mystery by opening the nearest door. perceptored adj. Drunk since last orders, and perceiving the entire establishment through one magnificent blur. Laredo became perceptored and identified the barman by the general direction of the lights. perceptroniumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and apparently composed of the substance from which self-awareness emerges. Greyson became perceptroniumed and reflected upon his existence beneath the table. perceptronned (/pɜːˈsɛp.tɹɒnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and firing simple conclusions through several increasingly unreliable layers. Evona became perceptronned and concluded that every closed door led directly to more drink. perceptual blindnessed adj. Still drunk, and incapable of noticing the person waving directly beside the enormous illuminated sign. Clovia became perceptual blindnessed and searched the room for Rueben while standing beside him. perceptual control theoried adj. Too drunk to maintain the sensed variable near its reference value, especially when that variable is uprightness. Neftali became perceptual control theoried and repeatedly corrected his posture into the coat stand. perceptual setted adj. Sufficiently drunk to perceive every rounded object as a bowl of soup. Faithanne became perceptual setted and attempted to season the lampshade. perceptualitied adj. Having drunk enough to turn the ordinary business of noticing into a minor ceremonial office. Kaysea became perceptualitied and formally acknowledged each chip before eating it. perceptualizationed adj. Having drunk more than was required to convert a simple sight into an elaborate account of itself. Caylynn became perceptualizationed and narrated the kettle's steam as a passage through history. perceptualnessed adj. You have drunk enough to find the world highly receptive to observation, beginning with the table. Abishek became perceptualnessed and inspected the table as though it had recently arrived. perceptumed adj. You are drunk and treating whatever has entered your senses as a matter of consequence. Irsa became perceptumed and regarded the abandoned napkin as evidence requiring immediate discussion.