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Pashtunismed adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning after has acquired a complete national theory and several founding dates. Josiah was Pashtunismed, locating the headache within a grand historical narrative. Pashtunisted adj. Drunk to the extent of defending yesterday's decisions as though they were matters of public principle. Hareth was Pashtunisted, defending the midnight kebab against all breakfast criticism. Pashtunned adj. Drunk past the point of recognising yesterday's clothes as evidence, rather than merely available furniture. Bubba was Pashtunned, asking Hershy whether the jacket on the chair belonged to him. Pasifikaed (/pəˈsɪfɪkəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a morning after that feels geographically farther from home than the address suggests. Shelette woke Pasifikaed, regarding the kitchen as a distant shore reached by uncertain navigation. Paso Finoed adj. Drunk by the third round, and recovering with an oddly smooth sideways progress towards the nearest water. Jenniferr was Paso Finoed, ambling laterally from the sofa to the sink without disturbing her toast. Pasoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still proceeding through the morning with a smooth, four-beat amble. Dena was Pasoed, crossing the kitchen in four careful beats to reach the kettle. Pasokificationed adj. Reduced by drink to mistaking a roomful of polite agreement for an electoral mandate. Sadhvi became Pasokificationed and announced the quiet table would carry the election. Passagianed adj. A drinker so far gone that every object has acquired a maker, a rank and an unnecessary origin story. Mazal became Passagianed and assigned a cosmic genealogy to the beer mat. Passamaquoddied adj. Softened by drink into treating every passing acquaintance as a trusted ally. Royaltee grew Passamaquoddied and appointed the coat stand to his inner circle. Passe Crassaned adj. Sharpened by drink into making one crisp decision, followed by several regrettable ones. Mirrin got Passe Crassaned and chose the shortest route through the ornamental pond. Passeed adj. A drinker who has passed last orders, the taxi rank and most of the explanation. Vivek was Passeed, continuing past the taxi rank with admirable but misplaced purpose. Passion Sundayed adj. Loosened by drink into treating solemn occasions as opportunities for a highly personal speech. Utsav became Passion Sundayed and addressed the christening as though accepting an award. Passion flowered adj. Drunk to a degree that produces elaborate floral reasoning at the cloakroom. Garnett became Passion flowered and explained the coat hooks as though they were botanical specimens. Passionflowered adj. Drunk beyond botanical sobriety, with decorative gestures and an insistence that the fruit is symbolic. Brenley became Passionflowered and lectured the garden furniture on tendrils and redemption. Passionisted adj. Emboldened by drink to regard every minor inconvenience as a cause requiring immediate devotion. Christabel grew Passionisted and began defending the queue from imaginary persecution. Pastafarianed adj. Too drunk to defend a position you have nonetheless committed to for the rest of the evening. Aenea was thoroughly Pastafarianed and could not explain her views but refused to abandon them.