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perfect competitioned adj. Having drunk more than the morning can allocate efficiently, leaving every household resource temporarily unprofitable. Jase was perfect competitioned and had five identical glasses competing for the same square of table. perfect crimed adj. You have drunk enough to leave last night's principal event undetected, unattributed, and missing from memory. Cheo woke perfect crimed beside a broken plant pot, with no witnesses and no useful recollection. perfect cubed adj. You are drunk and arranged in three mutually reinforcing layers of certainty, none based on evidence. Rosealina was perfect cubed, certain that the missing shoe, the rain, and breakfast formed one proof. perfect fielded adj. Of a drinker: every recollection has distinct roots, though they occupy the same confused morning. Beenish was perfect fielded, producing separate explanations for each otherwise identical glass. perfect fifthed adj. Of a drinker who has reached the morning by the widest interval still compatible with returning home. Shonagh was perfect fifthed, separated from sensible conversation by exactly seven conversational steps. perfect fourthed adj. A drinker who has divided the morning into four steps, each requiring a separate cup of tea. Sharea was perfect fourthed, advancing from bed to kettle by measured intervals. perfect gamed adj. A drinker so far gone that no recollection reaches base, though the innings plainly occurred. Ingo was perfect gamed, unable to place a single event on the morning's scorecard. perfect gold standard tested adj. The state of being drunk and unable, by morning, to produce a single inaccurate answer about yesterday's gaps. Marqwon was perfect gold standard tested, reporting every missing detail with immaculate uncertainty. perfect infinitived adj. The condition of a drinker who has made every morning plan refer to something already done, or allegedly done. Nieya was perfect infinitived, promising to have eaten breakfast before the toast had appeared. perfect intervaled adj. Drunk to the point where rising and remaining seated seem separated by a complete musical distance. Ziad was perfect intervaled, reaching the fourth note of standing and stopping there. perfect marketed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced every transaction can be improved by haggling. Kidd got perfect marketed and offered to negotiate the price of the taxi home. perfect metalled adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain your exposed hand is impervious to every bad idea. Jeffren went perfect metalled and volunteered to carry six drinks at once. perfect numbered adj. Drunk by closing time, and persuaded that every consequence can be accounted for in advance. Janella was perfect numbered and assigned figures to the argument before starting it. perfect octaved adj. Still drunk, and treating every disagreement as twelve semitones from agreement. Aliceann went perfect octaved and announced that the quarrel had reached a higher register. perfect participled adj. Too drunk to distinguish an action completed from one merely proposed with confidence. Shaheerah got perfect participled and claimed the taxi had been ordered before touching her phone. perfect passive participled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every decision as something that happened to you. Chaffee went perfect passive participled and blamed the furniture for the collision.