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perfect pitched adj. Having drunk enough to identify any note confidently, including the wrong one. Chumy got perfect pitched and corrected the jukebox in a key nobody could verify. perfect powered adj. Having drunk more than enough to believe every foolish plan is an exact integer power. Deiara went perfect powered and multiplied one dubious suggestion into another. perfect price discriminationed adj. You have drunk enough to charge each companion according to what you imagine they can afford. Shamaia got perfect price discriminationed and invoiced Dashan separately for listening. perfect rhymed adj. You are drunk and matching the ends of unrelated sentences with complete phonetic certainty. Esthermae went perfect rhymed and made every taxi instruction sound like a couplet. perfect setted adj. Of a drinker: unable to stop revisiting the same conversation, however often it has reached its limit. Shanavia got perfect setted and returned to the same point after every attempted departure. perfect squared adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken being orderly for being correct, and will now demonstrate both. Pamilla went perfect squared and arranged the crisps before explaining the route home. perfect stormed adj. Describing a drinker who combines confidence, weatherproof certainty and several unrelated causes of trouble. Josealberto got perfect stormed and declared the rain an excellent reason to move the party outside. perfect strangered adj. A drinker who gives authoritative directions to people with whom they have never exchanged a word. Breighlyn went perfect strangered and directed a passer-by towards a pub she had never visited. perfect systemed adj. A drinker so far gone that every completed mistake acquires its own tense and justification. Diara got perfect systemed and explained the missed train in present, future and pluperfect. perfect tensed adj. The state of being drunk and treating every intention as completed, ongoing or inevitable. Tjaden went perfect tensed and reported the journey home in three different time frames. perfect timed adj. The condition of a drinker who divides each brief decision into three, then chooses the last. Shontisha got perfect timed and allowed three beats before ordering the same drink again. perfect triaded adj. The drunkenness of one who makes every decision in three parts, each more certain than the last. Marenda went perfect triaded and offered three reasons for missing the last bus. perfect twelfthed adj. Reduced by drink to a confidence spanning twelve steps beyond what the evidence supports. Adalen got perfect twelfthed and crossed the crowded room to correct a stranger's arithmetic. perfect unisonned adj. Softened by drink into agreeing with the last person spoken to, without detecting the contradiction. Shreyash went perfect unisonned and endorsed both sides of the dispute within minutes. perfect victimed adj. Sharpened by drink into blaming the furniture, the weather and finally the room itself. Zykerria got perfect victimed and identified the table as the cause of the entire evening. perfect waved adj. Loosened by drink into believing every approach will break cleanly and leave room for manoeuvre. Freman went perfect waved and attempted a graceful passage through the packed doorway.