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perfectabilitied adj. Slowed by drink to the belief that every poor decision remains capable of improvement by further discussion. Billee went perfectabilitied and spent half an hour refining an already rejected plan. perfectaed (/pəˈfɛktəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to predict the first two outcomes correctly, in order, and ignore everything after them. Saladin got perfectaed and confidently named the first two people to leave, both incorrectly. perfectationed adj. Drunk and determined to perfect an ordinary decision until it becomes impossible to make. Zaphira got perfectationed and revised the takeaway order until the restaurant closed. perfected (/ˈpɜːfɪktd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking of the evening as though it has only just concluded. Ariene was perfected at breakfast, still placing every anecdote firmly in the recent past. perfectered adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can hold, you improve each appliance by rearranging it. Louis spent an hour perfecting the toaster arrangement, thoroughly perfectered, before finding the sofa. perfectibilianed adj. You have drunk enough to inspect the sofa cushions for imperfections and remedy them with solemn pats. Kanako got perfectibilianed and aligned every cushion before sitting on none of them. perfectibilismed adj. You are drunk and unwilling to let the kitchen settle until every mug faces precisely outward. Gearld became perfectibilismed and spent twenty minutes arranging mugs by handle direction. perfectibilisted adj. Of a drinker: convinced that perfection is attainable, particularly in the placement of the television remote. Trevonte was perfectibilisted and searched beneath the sofa for the remote's ideal resting place. perfectibilitied adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a tidy kitchen for a completed universe. Mortisha grew perfectibilitied and declared the cleared worktop ready for inspection. perfecting pressed adj. A drinker who passes through the kitchen once and leaves both sides of every task completed. Yisell went perfecting pressed through the kitchen, washing dishes while putting them away. perfectinged adj. Describing a drinker who keeps improving the arrangement of plates long after supper has ended. Kamil was perfectinged and moved the same plates between cupboards until dawn. perfection saladed adj. The state of being drunk and assembled in layers, with vegetables, dressing and a doubtful domestic firmness. Dicie was perfection saladed, reclining on the sofa in several distinguishable emotional layers. perfectioned (/pɚˈfɛk.ʃənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that nothing in the sitting room may remain substandard, including the silence. Daonte became perfectioned and demanded that the sofa cushions be judged individually. perfectionismed (/pɚˈfɛk.ʃənɪzm̩d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who redoes the washing-up because one spoon has dried incorrectly. Amber-lyn became perfectionismed and restarted the washing-up over a single water mark. perfectionisted (/pɚˈfɛk.ʃənɪstd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who rejects a glass of water for failing to be exactly refreshing. Joette was perfectionisted and requested a second glass of water with more suitable proportions. perfectionitised adj. Reduced by drink to repeated, unnecessary improvements of whatever domestic object lies nearest. Brenea was perfectionitised and polished the kettle after it had already been polished.