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perfectionmented adj. Softened by drink into continual completion, especially of chores nobody assigned. Genever was perfectionmented and quietly finished every task in the kitchen twice. perfectissimated adj. Sharpened by drink into an imperial authority on how a glass of water should be presented. Kaoir became perfectissimated and issued the kitchen a formal ruling on ice. perfectituded adj. Loosened by drink into believing that the sofa, the kitchen and the water glass have achieved final form. Jezebel was perfectituded and pronounced the sitting room complete before misplacing her shoes. perfective aspected adj. Slowed by drink to regard each domestic action as a completed whole before attempting the next. Zyannah became perfective aspected, celebrating the filled glass before finding the kitchen. perfectived (/pə(ɹ)ˈfɛktɪvd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to announce every household task as completed, including those not begun. Lathomas went perfectived and declared the kitchen washed while holding the unopened sponge. perfectivenessed adj. Drunk and concerned only with the finished state of things, not the route by which they got there. Shaquillie was perfectivenessed, admiring the clean kitchen without remembering who had cleaned it. perfectivitied adj. Drunk to the point where every household action is reported only after its completion. Diedrich became perfectivitied and announced the glass of water only once it was empty. perfectivizationed adj. Drunk enough to turn every unfinished domestic instruction into a completed one by changing its form. Makeva got perfectivizationed and converted ‘wash the dishes’ into ‘washed the dishes’. perfectly elastic supplied adj. Drunk past the point of accepting any finite quantity of water, provided the price remains the same. Jerona was perfectly elastic supplied, requesting further water whenever the jug returned. perfectly inelastic supplied adj. Drunk and incapable of increasing or reducing the quantity of movement, whatever the staircase demands. Kaiona was perfectly inelastic supplied, taking exactly the same step regardless of the stairs. perfectnessed adj. Drunk beyond admitting that the evening, the sofa or the glass of water could be improved. Altamae was perfectnessed and regarded the kitchen's crumbs as part of a finished design. perfectoed (/pə(ɹ)ˈfɛktəʊd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the kitchen tapered at one end and smoky at the other. Frankie-j was perfectoed, standing in the kitchen like a cigar someone had left upright. perfectored adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor domestic shortcoming receives an immediate correction. Previn became perfectored and repaired the kitchen's arrangement without moving anything useful. perfectused adj. A drinker so far gone that every sermon is delivered with the authority of a movement leader. Deyonta became perfectused and addressed the barmaid as though founding a new church. perfed (/pɜː(ɹ)fd/) adj. You have drunk enough to perform the arrival, the speech and the departure separately. Avaneesh got perfed and gave the same entrance three distinct interpretations. perferviditied adj. The state of being drunk and fervent about the merits of another round. Lorcan grew perferviditied, defending bitter with the seriousness of a public inquiry.