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perfervidnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats a minor pub disagreement as a matter of blazing principle. Amara-grace became perfervidnessed over the proper order of crisps and conversation. perfervidum ingeniumed adj. The drunkenness of one who finds every thought ardent, original and urgently shareable. Adia was perfervidum ingeniumed, presenting the bar snacks as a philosophical breakthrough. perfervored adj. Reduced by drink to proclaiming ordinary preferences with passion and a little zealotry. Kennidy went perfervored over the excellence of salted peanuts. perfervoured adj. Softened by drink into treating a modest opinion as a cause worth marching for. Hugo-george became perfervoured and canvassed the pub for support for his preferred ale. perfessered adj. Having drunk enough to claim the senior academic rank in any conversation lasting over five minutes. Kellianne got perfessered and delivered a lecture on the correct use of the ashtray. perficiented (/pə(ɹ)ˈfɪʃəntd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into attempting to perfect every task, beginning with the till receipt. Danaisa got perficiented and rearranged the change into mathematically pleasing piles. perfidied (/ˈpɜː.fɪ.did/) adj. Emboldened by drink to break a promise made beside the fruit machine. Djana was perfidied and revealed who had ordered the disputed round. perfidiousnessed adj. Loosened by drink into promising loyalty to one table while quietly defecting to another. Amilda became perfidiousnessed and abandoned her companions for a better view of the darts. perfinned adj. Slowed by drink to leaving tiny identifying marks on every receipt within reach. Myshell was perfinned, punching initials into napkins with a borrowed biro. perflationed (/pə(ɹ)ˈfleɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk and blowing steadily through a straw, a bottle neck or any other available opening. Rosebell was perflationed, producing a solemn note through the empty lemonade straw. perfloxacined adj. Drunk to the point where every table seems to require a precise medicinal intervention. Trellis was perfloxacined and prescribed the landlord's bitter to the entire snug. perfloxacinned adj. Drunk enough to regard a complicated prescription as sensible pub conversation. Annalei grew perfloxacinned and explained quinolone chemistry over a bowl of chips. perflubrodecked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a chemical formula from the name of a local lager. Jaydenjames became perflubrodecked and ordered the fluorinated one at the bar. perflubronned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conversation, speaking as though the room were an experiment in contrast. Jerric was perflubronned and compared every face in the lounge with the television. perflubutaned adj. Drunk in a way that makes every arrival, departure and raised eyebrow seem diagnostically significant. Jessianna was perflubutaned and narrated the landlord's movements as useful evidence. perfluoralkyled adj. Drunk by the third round, and already attaching elaborate chemical appendages to simple pub matters. Jadah was perfluoralkyled, giving the ordinary lager an impressively extended description.