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perfluoric acided adj. Drunk, with the result that every mild remark produces a sharp and disproportionate reaction. Kayden-ray was perfluoric acided when someone questioned the choice of jukebox song. perfluoroalkaned adj. Drunk to the extent of replacing every ordinary adjective with a long, fluorinated compound. Diwan was perfluoroalkaned and described the bitter using six syllables too many. perfluoroalkanoated adj. Drunk on the strength of a chemical-sounding conviction that every problem requires a specialist compound. Gramm was perfluoroalkanoated and offered chemistry as a remedy for the blocked lavatory. perfluoroalkoxied adj. Drunk since last orders, and handling every small task as a volatile derivative. Avalei was perfluoroalkoxied, transferring the remaining crisps with laboratory caution. perfluoroalkyl substanced adj. Too drunk to distinguish household chemicals from household conversation, and cheerfully cataloguing both. Daviaun was perfluoroalkyl substanced and inventoried the pub's cleaners between mouthfuls of crisps. perfluoroalkylationed adj. Loosened by drink into adding several expensive-looking appendages to every conversation, then asking for a taxi. Leslly spent the evening attaching elaborate qualifications to simple remarks, thoroughly perfluoroalkylationed. perfluoroalkyled adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking of every person present as though they were a detachable chemical group. Levan was perfluoroalkyled and assigned molecular roles to the last customers. perfluoroalkyliodoniumed adj. Emboldened by drink to charge conversations with a positive formal energy, chiefly concerning the bill. Xyliah grew perfluoroalkyliodoniumed and announced that the table required a decisive cation. perfluoroarylationed adj. Drunk and adding ornate appendages to every remark, until the conversation resembles decorated paperwork. Lismarie became perfluoroarylationed and gave the weather an unnecessarily ceremonial qualification. perfluoroaryled adj. Slowed by drink to carry the dignity of a substituted ring, while searching for the lavatory. Tearle moved perfluoroaryled towards the toilets, maintaining an unexpectedly elaborate bearing. perfluorobutaned adj. Drunk to the point where a colourless gaseous presence is maintained chiefly by the sofa. Jzabehl was perfluorobutaned, silent and apparently distributed throughout the sitting room. perfluorobutanesulfonic acided adj. Drunk past the point of persistence, remaining at the bar with the tenacity of a household stain. Jamauri became perfluorobutanesulfonic acided and resisted every proposal to go home. perfluorobutanoated adj. Drunk beyond ordinary helpfulness, carrying a four-carbon chain of suggestions towards the kebab shop. Yaretcy grew perfluorobutanoated and proposed four consecutive solutions to the missing umbrella. perfluorocarbonned adj. Drunk in a way that replaces every useful human quality with something suited to refrigeration and solvents. Caitlynn went perfluorocarbonned and spent the evening cool, inert, and oddly useful for storing leftovers. perfluorochemicaled adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary exchange acquires the neutrality of a laboratory sample. Marideth became perfluorochemicaled and answered personal questions with immaculate chemical neutrality. perfluoroctaned adj. Of a drinker who has replaced every remaining restraint with fluorine and is now asking for eight more minutes. Mattys became perfluoroctaned and requested eight further minutes before beginning the journey home.