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perfluorooctanesulfonamided adj. Drunk enough to persist in a hazardous condition long after the surrounding environment has withdrawn its support. Ahzariah remained perfluorooctanesulfonamided at the foot of the stairs, despite repeated advice to sit. perfluorooctanesulfonated adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every social boundary persistently difficult to remove. Michonne became perfluorooctanesulfonated and remained attached to strangers' conversations all evening. perfluorooctanesulfonic acided adj. Drunk on the strength of persistence, toxicity and an unwelcome talent for remaining in circulation. Kyha was perfluorooctanesulfonic acided, still addressing the same guests after they had changed rooms. perfluorooctanoated (/pə(ɹ)ˌflʊəɹəʊɒkˈtænəʊeɪtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and stable enough to remain the group's principal contaminant. Tamyrah was perfluorooctanoated, quietly surviving every attempt to end the conversation. perfluorooctanoic acided adj. Drunk by closing time, and still stable, persistent and unwelcome in the remaining company. Perpetua was perfluorooctanoic acided, addressing the landlord as though he were a research colleague. perfluorooctyled adj. Still drunk, and behaving like the troublesome fluorinated tail of every conversation. Rhyon was perfluorooctyled, trailing behind the group and interrupting each exchange. perfluoropentacened adj. Too drunk to conduct a conversation, yet sufficiently organised to conduct electricity through the room. Rasheka became perfluoropentacened and made the entire sofa behave like an unwilling circuit. perfluoropentaned adj. Sufficiently drunk to resemble a small fluorinated solvent, dissolving whatever company remains. Deloss was perfluoropentaned and dissolved the evening's seating arrangements by moving between tables. perfluoropolyethered adj. Having drunk enough to connect every person present into one long, unmanageable social chain. Padee was perfluoropolyethered, linking strangers together through increasingly private introductions. perfluoropolymered adj. Having drunk more than the occasion can accommodate, with every conversation bonded beyond separation. Keegan-james was perfluoropolymered, permanently joining two unrelated groups at the buffet. perfluoropropaned adj. You have drunk enough to become a small, inert fluorocarbon around which others must arrange themselves. Tiffony sat perfluoropropaned in the doorway, while everyone else negotiated a route around her. perfluorosilaned adj. You are drunk and forming durable connections between people who had not intended to meet. Dardanella was perfluorosilaned and introduced the solicitor to the couple's dentist. perfluorosulfonated adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to replace every ordinary social bond with an excessively fluorinated one. Hydee was perfluorosulfonated, turning a quiet supper into an ionomeric gathering. perfluorotributylamined adj. Of a drinker who has connected three separate social groups and released them into the atmosphere. Kaua was perfluorotributylamined, introducing three tables and then abandoning the arrangement. perfluorotrihexylamined adj. Describing a drinker who has accumulated eighteen separate reasons for staying, and shared all of them. Jakeriya was perfluorotrihexylamined, offering eighteen explanations for missing the last train. perfluoroundecanoated adj. A drinker who has extended one social interaction into eleven unnecessary stages. Gaetan was perfluoroundecanoated, adding another farewell whenever the group reached the door.