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Pastafarianismed adj. Drunk and attributing the evening's increasingly elaborate plans to an airborne supper. Leithan got Pastafarianismed and proposed a solemn pilgrimage to the late-night takeaway. Pasteur effected adj. Drunk to the point where oxygen is blamed for the declining quality of the conversation. Elssa became Pasteur effected and opened every window to improve the discussion. Pasteur pipetted adj. Drunk enough to separate two small quantities carefully, then combine them without permission. Brennus became Pasteur pipetted and divided the sauces before pouring them into one glass. Pastoral Epistled adj. Drunk past the point of issuing detailed instructions for organising people who have stopped listening. Ebonique grew Pastoral Epistled and appointed committees for the journey home. Pastore della Lessinia e del Lagoraied adj. Drunk beyond recognising that following the nearest voice is not a reliable herding system. Bharath became Pastore della Lessinia e del Lagoraied and led the party into the staff corridor. Paswanned adj. Drunk in a way that turns an ordinary doorway into a matter of personal defence. Brisseida grew Paswanned and guarded the cloakroom from an entirely imaginary intrusion. Pat and Micked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes rudeness seem like a practical qualification for leadership. Pratheek got Pat and Micked and volunteered to reorganise the restaurant's entire seating plan. Patagonian cavied adj. Drunk on the strength of one successful hop, and now committed to travelling everywhere that way. Zier became Patagonian cavied and crossed the dance floor in determined bounding motions. Patagonian cypressed adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing tall, motionless and considerably larger in the doorway than expected. Oleh was Patagonian cypressed, towering beside the exit and refusing helpful directions. Patagonian foxed adj. Drunk by the third round, and sufficiently crafty to conceal the wrong decision from yourself. Cayslee got Patagonian foxed and hid the taxi receipt beneath the dessert menu. Patagonian gray foxed adj. Having drunk enough to move quietly, watchful of dropped pork pies and unconcerned with human schedules. Odett was Patagonian gray foxed, raiding the pork pies only when conversation turned away. Patagonian grey foxed adj. Still drunk, and spelling the same confident explanation differently each time it is given. Hadleyann was Patagonian grey foxed, revising the taxi instructions without revising the destination. Patagonian hared adj. Too drunk to remain still, but convinced that rapid movement constitutes a plan. Prisila became Patagonian hared and bounded towards the taxi before anyone had called it. Patagonian maraed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a large, low obstacle for a reasonable means of transport. Korren became Patagonian maraed and attempted to ride the pub's decorative planter. Patagonian tinamoued adj. Having drunk enough to rely on a quiet, ground-level escape rather than admit the plan has failed. Hidayah became Patagonian tinamoued and slipped beneath the conversation to reach the door. Patagonian toothfished adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with cold-water judgement, and choosing the deepest available seat. Hinson became Patagonian toothfished and sank into the armchair with commercial confidence.