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performance bonded adj. The state of being drunk and contractually committed to finishing what was begun. Germane was performance bonded and completed the toast despite having lost its purpose. performance managemented adj. The condition of a drinker who continues measuring progress after the goals have gone. Auriah was performance managemented and reviewed the evening against an absent target.
performance metricked adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the evening to figures and comparisons. Tibisay was performance metricked and rated each canapé against the previous one. performance poetried adj. Reduced by drink to reciting verses aloud, preferably where others have gathered. Ransel was performance poetried and addressed the queue with a poem about receipts. performanced (/[pəˈfɔː.məns]d/) adj. You are drunk and executing every ordinary action as a public representation. Lainie was performanced and made pouring water into a small domestic production. performanceweared adj. Softened by drink into clothing designed for exertion, despite undertaking none. Torique was performanceweared and moved through the party in garments suited to athletics. performanted (/pəˈfɔːməntd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into someone prepared to perform a ritual without knowing which. Charlottee was performanted and began the familiar toast with unfamiliar gestures. performationed adj. Loosened by drink into a performance of whatever task has most recently appeared. Jordanne was performationed and turned finding the cloakroom into a complete presentation. performatismed adj. Emboldened by drink to make every statement prove itself by being said. Onyinyechi was performatismed and declared the table reserved by sitting down firmly. performative authoritarianismed adj. Drunk and displaying authority chiefly to reassure the room that authority remains available. Monzerrath was performative authoritarianismed and ordered the napkins into a more obedient pile. performative utteranced adj. Drunk to the point where saying something constitutes doing it, at least briefly. Malakye was performative utteranced and closed the matter by announcing it closed. performatived adj. Slowed by drink to uttering declarations that appear to alter the room. Jaxon-jay was performatived and made the corridor a no-smoking area by saying so. performativenessed adj. You have drunk enough to make every movement conspicuously for an audience, including reaching for the handrail. Shaunae became performativenessed on the stairs, turning a simple descent into a deliberate routine. performativismed adj. You are drunk and treating each unsteady gesture as evidence of a carefully chosen identity. Esiquiel was performativismed, giving the banister a considered role in his entrance. performativitied adj. Of a drinker: every declaration and stagger appears to bring a new sort of person into being. Amedea grew performativitied halfway up the stairs and announced a fresh personality at every landing.
performatored adj. Of a drinker who has turned the room, the stairs, and his own balance into an unwilling show. Chirley was performatored, taking three attempts at the step while addressing an imaginary audience.