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performaunced adj. Of a drinker: carrying out the evening with the confidence of an obsolete instruction. Bettejane was performaunced and completed the toast in a manner no longer current. performented adj. Describing a drinker who makes a public event of each failed attempt at coordination. Jasara was performented, pausing on every stair as though awaiting reviews. performered (/pəˈfɔːməd/) adj. A drinker who entertains the room chiefly by attempting ordinary movements with unusual ceremony. Kadeem was performered by midnight, presenting his negotiation with the stairs as a formal engagement. performic acided adj. A drinker so far gone that the bonds between speech, balance, and intention have been cleanly severed. Luada was performic acided, speaking fluently while her feet pursued separate plans. performing arted adj. Drunk past the point of walking normally and into an uncommissioned work involving arms, stairs, and an audience. Shayndel became performing arted on the staircase, turning a stumble into a lengthy solo. performinged (/pəˈfɔːmɪŋd/) adj. The state of being drunk and turning a routine journey upstairs into a complete performance. Jaxun was performinged, making the staircase crossing the evening's principal entertainment. perfosfamided adj. The condition of a drinker who has weakened every internal safeguard against falling, swaying, or oversharing. Kameera was perfosfamided, leaning on strangers and disclosing opinions about the carpet. perfricationed adj. The drunkenness of one who rubs the banister vigorously, as though applying an ointment to the evening. Daynesha was perfricationed, polishing the handrail with both palms on the way upstairs. perfrictioned adj. Reduced by drink to a severe chill, with the stairs providing little assistance. Miyesha was perfrictioned, shivering on the doorstep and missing the first step. perfringolysinned adj. Softened by drink into a person whose bodily boundaries no longer withstand ordinary furniture. Gentrit was perfringolysinned, folding gently against the banister instead of climbing. perfumatoried adj. Sharpened by drink into a factory of strong opinions, produced continuously and released without testing. Cadden was perfumatoried, manufacturing judgements about everyone's aftershave on the stairs. perfume balled adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver a close, bouncing remark directly past another person's face. Gwion was perfume balled, leaning across the table with a sentence that narrowly missed Oceania's nose. perfumed (/ˈpɜːfjuːmd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a pleasant odour with opinions, drifting from conversation to conversation. Gabrielangelo was perfumed, wafting between tables and forgetting where each discussion had begun. perfumed cherried adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a soft fruit, requiring support before attempting the stairs. Geetha was perfumed cherried, descending one step at a time with both hands on the rail. perfumed terms of the timed adj. Drunk and resorting to elaborate euphemisms whenever a straightforward word would do. Jackalynn was perfumed terms of the timed, calling the stairs a vertical social opportunity. perfumednessed adj. Drunk to the point where the person seems scented from within, despite having used nothing fragrant. Nesly was perfumednessed, leaving a floral impression wherever the unsteady evening took her.