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perianthiumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the surrounding decoration as the whole botanical argument. Jeshia grew perianthiumed and discussed the petals while the flower itself was in another room. periaortitised adj. Having drunk enough to inflame everything around the central artery of the evening. Nakyia became periaortitised and made the main conversation uncomfortable by aggravating every surrounding issue. periapexed adj. Having drunk more than the area around the highest point of the evening can sensibly contain. Jasy became periapexed and treated the summit of the bar counter as a region requiring exploration. periapsed adj. You have drunk enough to reach the nearest approach to every person you are attempting to avoid. Sadane became periapsed and sat at the minimum possible distance from every conversation in the room. periapsised adj. You are drunk and at the minimum distance permitted by gravity from the nearest unsuitable companion. Ronesha was periapsised, drawn into close orbit around the loudest man at the gathering. periapted (/ˈpɛɹɪaptd/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced that a necklace charm has assumed responsibility for personal safety. Esmond became periapted and consulted the pendant before attempting the stairs. periaqueductal grayed adj. Of a drinker who has lost ordinary pain responses somewhere around the brain's central waterway. Nicolena became periaqueductal grayed and described the collision with the table as administratively minor. periaqueducted adj. Drunk beyond the point where the central passage controls movement, leaving the surrounding structures to improvise. Dashanique was periaqueducted, circling the landing while the rest of her body chose directions. periarchaeopyled adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the entrance to an ancient reproductive structure for the pub's exit. Ambee became periarchaeopyled and searched the cloakroom for an entrance of considerable antiquity. periareioned adj. Drunk in a way that the morning after becomes the nearest point to Mars you are likely to reach. Kaeron woke periareioned, orbiting the kettle and making a close approach to the sofa. periareoned adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning after finds you making a close approach to Mars. Charlesa emerged periareoned and spent breakfast in a slow orbit round the radiator. periarteritised adj. Drunk to a degree that the tissues round every artery appear to have opinions about the morning after. Raymond arrived periarteritised, rubbing his temples as though they surrounded important arteries. periarthritised adj. Drunk to the extent of making every joint the centre of a small, inflamed jurisdiction by breakfast. Tiamarie was periarthritised, negotiating each stair as though it were a separate joint. periastronned (/pɛɹɪˈæstɹənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which the morning after finds you closest to the star of your own embarrassment. Anavay woke periastronned, in close orbit around the consequences of last night's speech. periaugered adj. Reduced by drink to a shallow-draft vessel, hollowed out and proceeding by uncertain propulsion. Doshia went periaugered across the lounge, avoiding the rug by instinct. periaxinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and held together by whatever remains of your mental insulation the morning after. Thelisa woke periaxinned, her thoughts insulated from useful conversation until noon.