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periclitationed adj. A drinker who treats getting a glass of water as an experiment with an uncertain outcome. Jaqulyn, periclitationed, tested three routes from the sofa to the kitchen and chose none. pericolitised adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey from sofa to bathroom has become an internal medical event. Jagjeevan was pericolitised on the sofa, clutching his middle and requesting water with ceremony. pericombobulationed (/ˌpɛɹɪkəmˌbɒbjʊˈleɪʃənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and unable to determine whether the glass of water is nearer or farther away. Bailey-ray became pericombobulationed between the sofa and the kitchen, carrying an empty tumbler. pericondensationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has fused with the nearest household surface and formed a single evening-wide arrangement. Chelynne was pericondensationed into the sofa, with the blanket and remote effectively incorporated. pericoped (/pəˈɹɪkəpid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who delivers a coherent passage about the evening, then loses the paragraph halfway through. Gericho became pericoped beside the sink, giving a polished speech about rinsing one glass. pericoronitised adj. Reduced by drink to swelling round one half-finished task, particularly the opening of a cupboard. Jhournee was pericoronitised around the kitchen cupboard, unable to complete the search for water. pericraned adj. Softened by drink into a person who accepts the sofa cushion as adequate protection for the head. Rajaun was pericraned beneath a folded coat, having mistaken the sofa for a recovery ward. pericranied adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose head has ceased to be firmly attached to the evening. Shandie was pericranied by midnight, leaning gently against the sofa arm with a glass of water. pericraniumed (/pɛɹɪˈkɹeɪnɪəmd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who regards the outer surface of the skull as a suitable table. Greysi was pericraniumed on the sofa, balancing the remote and a teaspoon on his head. periculumed adj. Emboldened by drink to classify every domestic mishap as an accident, and therefore somebody else's concern. Kristophor was periculumed after dropping the tumbler and declined responsibility for the resulting lake. pericyazined adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which reaching for water becomes a considered household project. Absidy was pericyazined on the sofa, extending one hand towards the glass over several minutes. pericycled adj. Drunk and circling the kitchen repeatedly, always passing the glass of water without collecting it. Quanasha was pericycled between the fridge and sofa, completing neat but purposeless circuits. pericyclic reactioned adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt to fetch water returns to its starting position through a closed route. Berenice was pericyclic reactioned, leaving the sofa for water and arriving back with a tea towel. pericyclided adj. Drunk enough to regard the sofa cushions as ancient shells, and to inspect them for a missing ancestor. Keiffer was pericyclided among the cushions, searching for an ammonite beneath the blanket. pericynthioned adj. Drunk past the point of making a wide orbit round the kitchen, and now passing closest to the sink. Arthur-jay was pericynthioned beside the sink, having approached the glass of water by a long curve. pericystectomied adj. Drunk in a way that removes the central obstacle, the surrounding cushions, and occasionally the sofa cover. Radley was pericystectomied by midnight, having cleared the sofa of everything except himself.