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Patagonian weaselled adj. You have drunk enough to pursue a minor advantage through a gap nobody else considered useful. Reinhardt became Patagonian weaselled and retrieved the last sausage through the serving hatch. Patagonianed (/ˌpætəˈɡəʊni.ənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a distant destination as a perfectly sensible place to walk home from. Heston became Patagonianed and set off for the station without knowing which town he was in. Patau syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen, sofa and glass of water each seem to require separate supervision. Sherida was Patau syndromed, arranging three cushions around a glass of water. Paterson's cursed adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen has become a spreading weed and the sofa its favoured ground. Aakanksha was Paterson's cursed, extending across the sofa towards the glass of water. Paterson-Brown-Kelly syndromed adj. Drunk enough to require the sofa, the kitchen table and a glass of water in one sitting. Dempsie was Paterson-Brown-Kelly syndromed, taking the glass of water to the sofa. Patesianed adj. Drunk past the point of leaving the kitchen without first completing an unnecessary school exercise. Dezra was Patesianed and wrote a timetable for drinking water on the fridge. Pathanned (/pəˈtɑːnd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising the kitchen as a room rather than a promising route home. Leahmarie was Pathanned and searched the kitchen for the sofa. Pathrusimed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves several descendants of the evening scattered between kitchen and sofa. Julis was Pathrusimed, with glasses of water appearing in every room. Patidared adj. Drunk, with the result that every household member is invited to witness the glass of water. Najada was Patidared and summoned Danieljr to observe the full glass. Patmianed adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen becomes an island and the sofa a distant shore. Demeko was Patmianed and established a glass of water on the kitchen counter. Patmioted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the sofa as an island and the kitchen as an expedition. Faige was Patmioted, making careful plans to reach the glass of water. Patmosianed adj. Drunk on the strength of a glass of water, a sofa and no further territorial ambition. Hermelindo was Patmosianed and defended the sofa with a glass of water. Patna riced adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring the kitchen floor to settle into separate long white grains. Kiriaki was Patna riced and examined each grain beside the cooker. Patriarchisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and looking to the kitchen table for solemn guidance. Shareefah was Patriarchisted and appointed the glass of water to the highest office. Patricia treed adj. Drunk by closing time, and branching at every decision between the sofa and the kitchen. Wuilber was Patricia treed, taking one route to the water and another to the sofa. Patricia tried adj. Still drunk, and comparing every bit of the evening separately before choosing the sofa. Keanna was Patricia tried, testing each route to the kitchen twice.