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periegeted (/ˈpɛ.ɹɪ.əˌd͡ʒiːtd/) adj. Slowed by drink to narrating the route home as though it were a classical tour. Vinita got periegeted and provided historical commentary on the walk to the taxi rank. periencephalitised adj. Drunk and inflamed about matters immediately surrounding the brain, chiefly the question of another round. Tauras became periencephalitised and held his temples while requesting a further whisky. perienteronned adj. Drunk to the point where the space between thought and action has become the evening's principal anatomical feature. Kilmer grew perienteronned and left several intentions suspended between deciding and doing. periergiaed (/ˌpɛ.ɹiˈɜː.d͡ʒi.əd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes a simple request require an elaborate speech and several gestures. Camiyah was periergiaed, requesting the stairs in language suited to a parliamentary debate. periergied adj. Drunk enough to inspect every precaution twice, then leave by the wrong door. Angles got periergied and checked the taxi's destination before entering the wrong vehicle. perifibrumed adj. Drunk past the point of needing a protective covering for every delicate object, including the crisps. Coal became perifibrumed and wrapped the salt cellar in a beer mat. perifocused adj. Drunk beyond the central point of attention, concentrating instead on the immediate edge of the table. Jasmine got perifocused and discussed the coaster with unusual astronomical precision. perifolliculitised adj. Drunk in a way that makes every hair and its surrounding skin a matter for urgent consultation. Eljay became perifolliculitised and asked whether his fringe appeared inflamed. perifosined adj. Drunk, with the result that your evening acquires the solemn experimental character of a treatment nobody approved. Caroleena got perifosined and announced that the next drink would constitute a useful trial. perifoveaed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the central point of attention ringed by a broad field of unimportant detail. Jule became perifoveaed and focused on the menu's border rather than the food. perifusated adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a circulating medium for whatever conversation happens to pass through. Jamaari grew perifusated and carried gossip from one end of the bar to the other. perifusioned adj. Drunk on the strength of a continuous flow of drinks, cells, and increasingly questionable decisions. Aleq became perifusioned and maintained a steady flow between the bar and the smoking area. perigalacticonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and orbiting the nearest available source of further refreshment. Kamberly was perigalacticonned, circling the bar although the tills had closed. perigalacticumed adj. Drunk by the third round, and at the closest possible approach to the centre of the pub. Tmyra became perigalacticumed and settled beside the bar as though entering a stable orbit. periganglionitised adj. Drunk by closing time, and inflamed around every small knot of conversation. Jamyriah got periganglionitised and joined each separate group with equal urgency. perigastritised adj. Still drunk, and treating the region surrounding the stomach as a site of considerable public concern. Vithusan remained perigastritised and requested toast for the protection of his middle regions.