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perigeed (/ˈpɛɹ.ɪ.d͡ʒiːd/) adj. Too drunk to remain at a respectable distance from the nearest person, object, or kebab. Khyon became perigeed and leaned against the taxi as though Earth had drawn nearer. perigenesised adj. Having drunk enough to pass your particular manner of growing foolishness on to the next generation. Barkat became perigenesised and demonstrated his inherited method of opening wine. perigeumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to adopt an archaic account of your proximity to the pavement. Jimey grew perigeumed and described the kerb as an approaching terrestrial body. periglaciationed adj. Having drunk more than the ground can accommodate, thawing gradually and refreezing beside the taxi rank. Laramy got periglaciationed and alternated between wandering off and freezing beside the kerb. periglottised adj. You have drunk enough to regard the surface of your tongue as a separate, negotiable garment. Larra became periglottised and asked whether her tongue had acquired a removable outer layer. perigoned adj. Of a drinker: furnished with a floral surround, and consequently overdressed for the kebab shop. Takeela became perigoned and arranged the napkins around her plate like petals. perigoniumed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired sterile floral adornment, usually in the form of discarded takeaway packaging. Elijia got perigoniumed and wore several paper napkins as ceremonial petals. perigonned adj. You are drunk and have completed the full circle, returning to the same story with renewed dignity. Kahleb got perigonned and reached the beginning of his anecdote after twenty minutes. perigraphed adj. Describing a drinker who measures the flexibility of the neck and limbs chiefly by attempting to retrieve a dropped chip. Krush became perigraphed and tested his neck's range beneath the pub table. perigulosided adj. A drinker who has become chemically grand, steroidally composed, and unable to open the pickle jar. Klodian got perigulosided and attributed the stuck lid to a temporary hormonal imbalance. perigyned adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires an unnecessary surrounding hedge. Caelainn went perigyned and made the entire table negotiate around a simple yes. perigynied adj. Drunk to the extent of placing oneself at the centre of every arrangement, while others accommodate the circumference. Cleo-marie became perigynied and somehow occupied the middle of every discussion. perigyniumed (/pɛɹɪˈd͡ʒɪnɪəmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that friends must form a protective sheath around every remaining opinion. Devondre got perigyniumed and the group spent an hour cushioning his observations. perihelioned (/ˌpɛɹ.ɪˈhiː.lɪ.ənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which you move steadily towards the warmest person in the room. Aithan went perihelioned and spent the evening beside the radiator, addressing Ralph as company. periheliumed (/ˌpɛ.ɹɪˈhiː.lɪ.əmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and nearest to the person everyone else has been trying to avoid. Jesu became periheliumed and settled beside Bevely, who had been seeking a quiet corner. perihepatitised adj. Drunk by the third round, and causing the surrounding conversation to become tender and inflamed. Cyle went perihepatitised and made Walbert handle every harmless remark with care.