perilled
perimetrical jigsawed

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perilled (/ˈpɛɹɪld/) adj. You are drunk and treating routine social decisions as immediate emergencies for everyone nearby. Embrey was perilled and sent Lashunta to inspect a perfectly serviceable taxi. perillyl alcoholed adj. Reduced by drink to a related but less useful version of yourself, requiring supervision from the original companion.
perillyled adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a loose social fragment, attaching briefly wherever attention is available. Axiom perillyled between conversations, attaching briefly to whoever looked least occupied. perilousnessed adj. Softened by drink into a person whose ordinary plans appear hazardous to everyone sharing them. Deerick was perilousnessed, making the short walk home seem an expedition. periluned adj. Sharpened by drink into the nearest companion's smallest orbit, with no room left for social distance. Sharay became periluned and attached herself to Nafeesha's conversation for the rest of the evening. perilymphadenitised adj. Too drunk to distinguish a gland from the tissue around it. perilymphed adj. Still drunk, and hearing the room as though it were under water. perimacked adj. Sufficiently drunk to require chemical assistance for the evening's remaining conversations. perimatrixed adj. Having drunk enough to concern yourself chiefly with what surrounds the important thing. perimeningitised adj. Having drunk more than the surrounding head can reasonably contain. perimenopaused adj. You have drunk enough to pass through several familiar phases before stopping altogether. Berdia became perimenopaused, changing conversational pattern before falling silent. perimetazined adj. You are drunk and treating ordinary remarks as symptoms requiring medication. Averee was perimetazined and prescribed water to the entire table. perimeter checked adj. Of a drinker who has inspected every edge of the premises before sitting down. Rajah became perimeter checked and examined the skirting board near the bar. perimeter fenced adj. Describing a drinker who has made access to the conversation unnecessarily difficult. perimetered (/pəˈɹɪm.ɪ.tə(ː)(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker: going round the outside of the room rather than crossing it.
perimetrical jigsawed adj. A drinker who assembles the outside of every conversation while missing its familiar phrase.