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perinated adj. Of a drinker who has reached the brief interval in which standing and falling are both imminent. Arandip became perinated halfway up the stairs and required the banister's continued assistance. perinatologied adj. A drinker who treats every wobble, pause, and mispronounced word as a high-risk development. Aryanna became perinatologied and assessed each stair as though it required specialist supervision. perinatologisted adj. Describing a drinker who requires unusually careful management between the bar, the chair, and the stairs. perindoprilated adj. The state of being drunk and persistently slowed at every turn, as though movement required prior approval. Selene was perindoprilated, pausing at each landing to gather the necessary coordination. perindopriled adj. A drinker so far gone that every movement is inhibited for a long duration, particularly the next one. Saidee was perindopriled on the stairs, holding the banister while considering each foot placement. perineal raphed adj. The drunkenness of one who has developed a conspicuous central seam, running from an uncertain beginning to a worse conclusion. Serinah looked perineal raphed as she descended the stairs in a perfectly straight but unhelpful line. perined adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired an outer layer of confidence around a fragile interior. perineometered adj. Reduced by drink to measuring pelvic strength by how firmly the next stair can be gripped. Latea became perineometered and tested the banister before attempting the final flight. perineometried adj. Softened by drink into taking involuntary muscle contractions as a useful method of remaining upright. Saman was perineometried, making small corrective movements beside the piano. perineoplastied adj. Sharpened by drink into repairing every conversational breach, whether invited or not. perineorrhaphied adj. Loosened by drink into sewing every broken sentence back together in the wrong order. perineotomied adj. Emboldened by drink to make a direct incision through the middle of any conversation. Dulce became perineotomied and cut straight through the toast with an unrelated objection. perinephritised adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone carrying a delicate kidney through a crowded staircase. Aralynn was perinephritised on the staircase, advancing so delicately that the whole party formed a queue. perineumed (/ˌpɛ.ɹɪˈniː.əmd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the space between intention and action has become the main obstacle. Shanena was perineumed, intending to rise while remaining firmly attached to the chair. perineuritised adj. Drunk enough to have every nerve ending report separately, with none agreeing about direction. Assil was perineuritised, turning left whenever the rest of the body preferred the stairs. perineuriumed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping nerve fibres in orderly bundles, especially while speaking or turning. Chiamaka was perineuriumed, with the limbs proceeding in several unrelated directions.