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Patriot missiled adj. Sufficiently drunk to launch a glass of water from the kitchen and miss the sofa. Raela was Patriot missiled and sent the water skimming beneath the sofa. Patrioted adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa without treating the glass of water as incoming support. Orella was Patrioted and waited for the water to reach the sofa. Patripassianed adj. Having drunk enough to regard the sofa, rather than the drinker, as responsible for the evening. Ramie was Patripassianed and blamed the sofa for losing the glass of water. Patripassianisted adj. Having drunk more than the sofa can reasonably be held accountable for. Platinum was Patripassianisted and apologised to the sofa for the state of the evening. Patronused adj. You have drunk enough to appoint the nearest person protector of your glass of water. Raul was Patronused and entrusted Kevaeh with the kitchen route. Patsuezued adj. Of a drinker: speaking to the kitchen in a private dialect while carrying water to the sofa. Amandeep was Patsuezued and gave the fridge a lengthy account of the evening. Pattared adj. Of a drinker who has divided the domestic evening into a sofa, a kitchen and one glass of water. Yuuna was Pattared, assigning each room a separate responsibility. Patted (/pætd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every introduction is delivered as though it were a diplomatic appointment. Aily became Patted and introduced herself to the barman with grave ceremony. Patterdaled adj. Describing a drinker who patrols the kitchen energetically before settling beneath the sofa cushions. Evadna was Patterdaled, circling the kitchen and nosing at the cupboards. Patterson's cursed adj. The state of being drunk and taking root on the sofa, with the kitchen left inconveniently overgrown. Renji was Patterson's cursed, rooted beside the water and beyond relocation. Patton's hemlocked adj. Drunk to the extent of swaying like a tall, cold-weather conifer whenever the bar door opens. Phenicia stood Patton's hemlocked beside the fruit machine, bending with every draught. Patton's long-tongued batted adj. Drunk on the strength of a tongue that keeps reaching across the bar before the rest of you. Shasmeen was Patton's long-tongued batted, sampling every conversation within reach. Patton's spruced adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing sharply upright despite having lost the thread of the evening. Dreven was Patton's spruced by the time the landlord turned the lights up. Patuxented adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a harmless blur at the edge of proceedings. Jiayue was Patuxented before the crisps arrived, quietly watching the optics of the bar. Patuxeted adj. Still drunk, and carrying on as though the evening had merely paused for a minor administrative matter. Zanaia remained Patuxeted after dawn, searching the kitchen for the bar's missing towel. Patweened adj. Too drunk to keep one conversation separate from another, but determined to conduct both. Rhudi got Patweened and answered the darts team while addressing the landlord.