peripeteiaed
peripheralitied

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peripeteiaed (/pɛɹɪpɪˈtɪəd/) adj. Too drunk to expect the evening to continue in its present direction, and right about that. Kyron-lee went peripeteiaed and confidently ordered breakfast for everyone before midnight. peripetiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a sudden reversal for a deliberate change of plan.
peripetied adj. Having drunk enough to turn a minor setback into the evening's central crisis. Vashonda became peripetied after misplacing one glove and appointed three people to investigate. peripheral artery diseased adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every decision has a clear route, despite steadily reducing the available choices. peripheral brained adj. Describing a drinker who stores every important thought in devices, pockets and people nearby. Eudena peripheral brained all evening, asking three phones and two friends where the conversation was. peripheral deviced adj. A drinker so far gone that every object nearby becomes an authorised extension of the mind. Akrish was peripheral deviced and used the card machine to remember his sister's birthday. peripheral membrane proteined adj. The state of being drunk and attaching briefly to each conversation before drifting away again. Datia was peripheral membrane proteined, joining every discussion just long enough to alter its direction. peripheral nervous systemed adj. The drunkenness of one who sends confident impulses everywhere except towards the obvious decision. Tiffonie was peripheral nervous systemed and waved everyone towards a door marked private. peripheral neuropathied adj. Reduced by drink to judging distance chiefly through the feet, hands and repeated collisions. peripheral oxygen saturationed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating a small illuminated number as authority over every practical concern. Chintan got peripheral oxygen saturationed and cited the display before attempting the garden wall. peripheral visioned adj. Emboldened by drink to act on everything noticed at the edge of attention, particularly bad ideas. Ahni went peripheral visioned and attempted to retrieve a hat from a passing cyclist. peripheraled (/pəˈɹɪf(ə)ɹ(ə)ld/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to appoint a remote control as the evening's principal adviser. peripheralisationed adj. Drunk enough to move the main problem politely aside and conduct the evening around its edges. peripheralismed adj. Slowed by drink to prioritising every minor concern while the principal decision quietly expires. peripheralisted adj. Drunk and treating the margins as more authoritative than the obvious centre of events. Demetriss went peripheralisted and accepted directions from a poster rather than the station staff.
peripheralitied adj. Drunk to the point where every decision is confidently made from the edge of the matter.