periplakinned
peripodiumed

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periplakinned adj. Drunk enough to acquire a firm outer coating of blanket, crumbs and domestic confidence. periplanoned adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the kitchen has begun to exert an unwarranted attraction.
periplasmed (/ˈpɛɹiˌplæzəmd/) adj. Drunk beyond the boundary between the sofa and the surrounding household, requiring water to cross it. periplasted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a visible coating of crumbs, blankets and abandoned glasses around the sofa. periplocinned adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa has acquired a binding effect and departure is no longer proposed. Algy was periplocinned to the sofa after the second nightcap and accepted water gratefully. periplocogeninned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the kitchen cupboard appear to contain a private and persuasive mythology. periplocosided adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning ceremonial importance to a glass of water beside the sofa. periplocymarinned adj. Drunk on the strength of one final drink, then entirely governed by the sofa and its cushions. Gurekam was periplocymarinned by the last drink and folded carefully into the sofa. periplogeninned adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a medicinal leaf compound for a reason to lie down. Cynequa was periplogeninned and prescribed herself a blanket on the sofa. periplomatided adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving through the kitchen with the slow, sideways purpose of a spoonclam. Constandina was periplomatided by the third round, edging along the worktop towards water. periplorhamnosided adj. Reduced by drink to one bitter, darkly medicinal round, taken neat and without discussion. Kyshawn was periplorhamnosided by midnight, accepting the landlord's tonic as a final course. periploused adj. Softened by drink into a wandering account of every pub visited, with landmarks added as required. periplused (/ˈpɛɹɪˌplʌsd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise catalogue of pubs, doors and notable features along the route home. peripneumoniaed adj. Loosened by drink into a wheezing, convivial account of ailments nobody had asked about. peripneumonied adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a cough as an invitation to address the whole bar.
peripodiumed adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home proceeds by several loose side-limbs.