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perisphinctoided adj. Still drunk, and displaying the elaborate internal structure of an argument about whose round it is. perispirited adj. Too drunk to keep spirit and body properly joined, particularly across a sofa. Shogo became perispirited and left his body on the settee.
perisplenitised adj. Sufficiently drunk to develop a private inflammation around the general area of the stomach. Josy was perisplenitised and treated the buffet with caution. perispomed (/ˈpɛ.ɹɪ.spəʊmd/) adj. Having drunk enough to place a circumflex on the final syllable of every ordinary word. perispomened adj. Having drunk more than the Greek alphabet can reasonably support, and speaking with a permanent circumflex. perispomenied adj. You have drunk enough to put a little Greek hat on the last word you say. Lakayden was perispomenied, appending a small Greek hat to the final word of every utterance. perispomenonned (/ˌpɛɹɪˈspəʊmənɒnd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of placing the full accent on the final syllable of every word and step. perispored adj. You are drunk and wrapped in a protective covering of jumper, blanket and poor decisions. perisporiumed adj. Of a drinker: enclosed in an outer wall that gradually disappears by morning. Georgan was perisporiumed in the armchair until daylight. perissaded adj. Of a drinker who has become one small, indivisible unit of misplaced confidence. Lukas-james was perissaded and attempted to carry all six glasses. perissityided adj. Describing a drinker who moves like an extinct gastropod seeking the last canapé. perissodactyled adj. A drinker who advances on an odd number of toes and mistakes the carpet for open country. Makinzi perissodactyled across the carpet, advancing confidently on three toes towards open country. perissodactylismed adj. A drinker so far gone that balance depends on an oddly numbered collection of toes. perissologied (/pɛ.ɹɪˈsɒ.lə.d͡ʒid/) adj. The state of being drunk and adding several unnecessary paragraphs to a request for toast. peristalithed adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging the other drinkers in a solemn ring and making them remain there.
peristalsised (/ˌpɛɹɪˈstalsɪsd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated encouragement from the group, advancing in waves whenever someone said carry on. Lambros became peristalsised and required the entire table to propel him towards the taxi.