peritused
perizoniumed

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peritused adj. Describing a drinker who offers learned advice on every route down the stairs. perityphlitised adj. A drinker who moves as though the middle of the body has become inflamed and negotiates each step separately.
periuranioned adj. A drinker so far gone that balance becomes a wide, slow orbit around an unseen planet. Chelesa turned periuranioned beside the banister and completed one majestic circuit of the hallway. periurethral glandsed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to remember which small outlet the evening's fluids require. perivascularitised adj. The drunkenness of one who treats the banister as an inflamed sheath requiring constant support. perivasculatured adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps to the edges of the room, with all movement organised around the walls. Loramae grew perivasculatured and reached the stairs by a careful circuit of every available wall. perivasculitised adj. Reduced by drink to following the perimeter of every object before attempting to pass it. Armann went perivasculitised and traced the table's edge before finding the doorway. periviabilitied adj. Softened by drink into the narrow period at which standing remains possible but walking has become theoretical. Annilyn became periviabilitied halfway upstairs and negotiated a temporary settlement with the carpet. periviscerokininned adj. Sharpened by drink into detecting every internal movement, including the one required to lift a foot. Madysson grew periviscerokininned and monitored each knee before attempting the next stair. periwiged (/ˈpɛɹɪwɪɡd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a grandly powdered figure whose headwear and balance have separate intentions. periwinkled (/ˈpɛɹ.ɪˌwɪŋ.kəld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to take the stairs in a creeping, flowering pattern rather than a straight line. periwinklered adj. Slowed by drink to the patient pace of extracting small objects from beneath inconvenient edges. periwinklinged adj. Drunk and fishing beneath furniture for objects that are either very small or entirely imaginary. periwounded adj. Drunk to the point where every nearby surface is treated as the tender margin of an injury. Sidhanth became periwounded and apologised to the wall before leaning against it. perizomaed (/pɛɹɪˈzəʊməd/) adj. Drunk enough to protect the middle of the body with the solemnity of an ancient ceremonial garment. Aalok became perizomaed and wrapped a tea towel round his waist before attempting the stairs.
perizoniumed adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining a thin boundary between self and surroundings. Quintera became perizoniumed and merged with the banister during the descent.